Where the headband of doom meets the tuile of nightmares. Masterchef thread 4.

[Halsall]

It's all hotting up now 🔥

Bit chewy.

Who were all the randoms on the back patio?

Its a bit coals to newcastle isnt it? They are just doing her recipes.

Grace looks drained

Antos is very smooth. I like him but it does verge on smarmy.

There's no jeopardy tonight, is there? Somebody goes home tomorrow though?

I'm one of those people who'd rather be too cold than too hot - BBQing in this weather would be hell for me... with genuine flames!

Nonono Anna- never ever say juicy and moist.

Was that a Caribbean Nonna mention just then?

I thought that too. The guests probably eat those dishes all the time and might have enjoyed a bit of a change.

We had slippery earlier.

I thought that.
Wasn't sure why they're in teams

That grey shit doesn't look nice.

That looks horrible.

That dessert isn’t terribly attractive is it?

Just grey

Those mounds of slimy grey stuff look unappealing. Still not sure what it is. But it’s m sure the pineapple was nice.

More Bond music.

This does look pretty nice though

The beautiful sea. Gawd I can just imagine snorkelling there. Meanwhile in Scotland the rain falls. Which is much needed

I cannot stand how Antos flirts with Grace. Utter gurning snarm.

Goat water? No thanks

More goat.

This reminds me, I've got some goat in the freezer.

Nope, not watching butchering.