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Where the headband of doom meets the tuile of nightmares. Masterchef thread 4.

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Halsall · 29/05/2026 20:10

It's all hotting up now 🔥

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Piggywaspushed · 03/06/2026 20:32

Fransgran · 03/06/2026 20:31

I love pineapple but when I eat it. I get a red ring round my mouth, like a clown. Doesm't hurt, doesn't last more than half and hour and doesn't stop me eating it. I'm beyond vanity.

Oh, you too!

I am off to Google what is in it.

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:33

Wasn’t Eustace the annoying cousin in Voyage of the Dawn Treader?

ShamedBySiri · 03/06/2026 20:33

That place looks so gorgeous 😍🤩

LaMarschallin · 03/06/2026 20:33

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:33

Wasn’t Eustace the annoying cousin in Voyage of the Dawn Treader?

I was thinking that was the only other time I've come across that name!

PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:34

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:33

Wasn’t Eustace the annoying cousin in Voyage of the Dawn Treader?

He was indeed.

Ooh matt doesn't have enough pasta

Halsall · 03/06/2026 20:34

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:33

Wasn’t Eustace the annoying cousin in Voyage of the Dawn Treader?

Yes, Eustace Scrubb!

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PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:34

Piggywaspushed · 03/06/2026 20:32

Oh, you too!

I am off to Google what is in it.

Me three!!

littlbrowndog · 03/06/2026 20:34

They look so hot and flushed

Piggywaspushed · 03/06/2026 20:35

Bromelain in pineapple apparently.

What's odd is those allergic to kiwi are also often allergic to latex which indeed I am!

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:35

Fortunately this chef is nothing like that!

Id feel a bit seen off if I only got two tortellini, even for a starter

Fransgran · 03/06/2026 20:35

LaMarschallin · 03/06/2026 20:33

I was thinking that was the only other time I've come across that name!

Eustace and Hilda by LP Hartley

LaMarschallin · 03/06/2026 20:35

Everyone in the dining room looks so cool and elegant

ShamedBySiri · 03/06/2026 20:35

Anna looks lovely. DH keeps commenting how pretty she is.

ShamedBySiri · 03/06/2026 20:36

Don’t they @LaMarschallin
It just all looks divine.

PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:36

Piggywaspushed · 03/06/2026 20:35

Bromelain in pineapple apparently.

What's odd is those allergic to kiwi are also often allergic to latex which indeed I am!

Are you also allergic to talc? And the sticky in plasters?

ilovesooty · 03/06/2026 20:36

LaMarschallin · 03/06/2026 20:33

I was thinking that was the only other time I've come across that name!

There's a character called Eustace in Agatha Christine's Crooked House.

PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:37

Fish. The only time (except maybe cake) where i can just about accept the word moist

ilovesooty · 03/06/2026 20:37

Antos cocks up by not listening.

Fransgran · 03/06/2026 20:37

ilovesooty · 03/06/2026 20:35

Damn. I always flattered myself it was a sign of delicacy and fragility - two adjectives nobody has ever applied to me

Sunbird24 · 03/06/2026 20:37

PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:36

Are you also allergic to talc? And the sticky in plasters?

I’ve recently started reacting to the sticky in my HRT patches!

Halsall · 03/06/2026 20:38

Oooh, Antos. Caught on the hop there. He even forgot his perma-grin.

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LaMarschallin · 03/06/2026 20:38

ilovesooty · 03/06/2026 20:36

There's a character called Eustace in Agatha Christine's Crooked House.

I must have read that.
Must be due to read it again...

littlbrowndog · 03/06/2026 20:38

The pork looks beige

Piggywaspushed · 03/06/2026 20:38

PotterHead1985 · 03/06/2026 20:36

Are you also allergic to talc? And the sticky in plasters?

Yes!