MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

He makes no eye contact with her

Chad, you’ll need to actually say something funny, to see if Belinda finds you funny

Has Chad been funny yet?

Chad deffo wanted a younger slimmer model. Twat.

I thought that on Monday. Like they're trying to fill the space a bit more.

Like, is the funny in the room with us?

The husband with the shitlid seems to be looking for the nearest exit

It's gone for a dip in the pool

I am very irritated by the registrar asking "Will you take this man....." and most of the brides and grooms have replied " I do".

It's "I will". Only red dress and her chap got it right.

I think it’s still stuck in the storage room underneath the plastic furniture

I’m saying it - I don’t like Chad. And I think I’m right this time!

Oh God, she's probably seen as an 'older' bride and she's younger than me. Feck.

How old is she?

He is coming across incredibly dull and boring. Like a priest in a strip club.

47

🤣🤣

Bollocks. I’m older than her too.

Jayla's face about his previous marriages says it all.

Bloody hell - chads friends are making him sound like a project!

I think Chad is ok (for an American) his friends (sisters?) Are not really selling him

So am I

Only by a year though. Although I do turn 49 in a few months

"Once you get past the funny you get to the good stuff" is hardly a ringing endorsement. Does she have to work to get to his "good stuff"?

That Honest mobile has got to be made using AI

😂😂

And I turn 50 a few days after you!