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MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

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TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 08:19

Oh go on then…

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IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:21

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:20

Belinda seems lovely. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a right cow.

She 100% will - purely because I like her and I am a crap judge of character 🤣

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:21

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:20

Belinda seems lovely. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a right cow.

Or at least be an entertaining cow of she does turn out to be one

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:22

Another gripe! When people say ‘must have a sense of humour’ pretty much every one has a sense of humour they just aren’t always the same!

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:23

Noooo, don't manifest!

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:23

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:22

Another gripe! When people say ‘must have a sense of humour’ pretty much every one has a sense of humour they just aren’t always the same!

And they get all upset when that person's sense of humour is different to theirs.

Oh no. The dress is awful.

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:23

Wrong dress. Damn - she could have looked far better

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:24

The plastic pool loungers really add to the romantic atmosphere and the elegance of a shotgun wedding.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:24

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:24

The plastic pool loungers really add to the romantic atmosphere and the elegance of a shotgun wedding.

😂

StaySpicy · 20/05/2026 20:25

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:17

4th marriage? Hmmm.

Yeah, I'm a bit surprised someone who's been married 3 times thinks they should go on a show where they get married without meeting. I just don't think it's fair on the other person - surely marrying someone who's been married 3 times before should be a choice?

If it hasn't worked 3 times before, would a 4th time really work out?!

Edited no. of marriages!

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:25

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:24

The plastic pool loungers really add to the romantic atmosphere and the elegance of a shotgun wedding.

🤣 and the cupboard in the background with more plastic furniture in 🤣

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:26

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:25

🤣 and the cupboard in the background with more plastic furniture in 🤣

The Ritz should be taking notes

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:26

StaySpicy · 20/05/2026 20:25

Yeah, I'm a bit surprised someone who's been married 3 times thinks they should go on a show where they get married without meeting. I just don't think it's fair on the other person - surely marrying someone who's been married 3 times before should be a choice?

If it hasn't worked 3 times before, would a 4th time really work out?!

Edited no. of marriages!

Edited

Same as the bride yesterday - she had been married twice? The one in the red dress who jumped in the pool

browneyes77 · 20/05/2026 20:27

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:24

The plastic pool loungers really add to the romantic atmosphere and the elegance of a shotgun wedding.

They really went all out with the budget on this

Same location, multiple times.
Lovely plastic chairs.
Function room at the back, with a small CD player with built in speakers, as the DJ.

Must make a girl feel really special 😂

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:27

If at first you don't succeed, marry and marry again until one sticks

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:27

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:26

The Ritz should be taking notes

I bet they got a discount for booking this venue for 1 1/2 days. There are probably hotel guests queuing up in the swimsuits with their towels waiting to grab a lounger and get in the pool!

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:28

browneyes77 · 20/05/2026 20:27

They really went all out with the budget on this

Same location, multiple times.
Lovely plastic chairs.
Function room at the back, with a small CD player with built in speakers, as the DJ.

Must make a girl feel really special 😂

Edited

I don't know about you, but I am definitely getting ideas for my future pre-divoce party

StaySpicy · 20/05/2026 20:29

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:26

Same as the bride yesterday - she had been married twice? The one in the red dress who jumped in the pool

Ooh, really? I missed yesterday and haven't caught up.

I can understand a first marriage not working and trying again. Or even getting married for a 3rd or 4th time but with a partner who knows your history. But surprising someone with it when you're legally married just feels a bit off to me.

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:31

Yes, Chad. You can sit.

I always had Chad as a young man's name, someone's born in the 90'.

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:32

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:28

I don't know about you, but I am definitely getting ideas for my future pre-divoce party

I would love a divorce party! Just got to get round to getting divorced first 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:32

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:31

Yes, Chad. You can sit.

I always had Chad as a young man's name, someone's born in the 90'.

Chad definitely wears a thick plaid shirt and a cowboy hat

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:33

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:26

The Ritz should be taking notes

It's giving Four Seasons Landscaping.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:34

Chad looks a bit underwhelmed.

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:34

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:34

Chad looks a bit underwhelmed.

Was Chad after a younger model do we think?

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:34

The guests were seated very far apart from each other - almost reminiscent of covid times

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:35

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:34

Was Chad after a younger model do we think?

Of course. All men going on here want a younger woman

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