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MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

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TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 08:19

Oh go on then…

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:27

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/05/2026 20:27

He wasn't getting enough.

Oh please.

Appalonia · 19/05/2026 20:27

With the older couples, the men often seem v set in their ways whilst the women still seem pretty adventurous. As usual, the women get thrown under the bus.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:28

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 19/05/2026 20:27

His wife wasn’t willing

Exactly there’s a reason for that

IAmKerplunk · 19/05/2026 20:28

The combover is alive and well in Texas!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:28

Appalonia · 19/05/2026 20:27

With the older couples, the men often seem v set in their ways whilst the women still seem pretty adventurous. As usual, the women get thrown under the bus.

Don’t you recall Lucinda and Timothy?

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/05/2026 20:28

That's quite the comb-over.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:29

Her dress appears to be tucked into her knickers

Appalonia · 19/05/2026 20:29

Good for her she's not wearing white, she looks great in that red!

IAmKerplunk · 19/05/2026 20:29

Her dress clashes with her dc outfits! They all seem supportive of her though

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:29

Did they all get a big bus like this?

dillite · 19/05/2026 20:29

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:27

Speak for yourself! I’m getting on with my 51 year old boyfriend despite being 54.

I'm talking about MAFS. We have never had an older couple last longer than half-way.

Oh, maybe Lucinda and the beer man, they did home stays. But otherwise, I can't think of any others.

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/05/2026 20:30

How drunk is she already?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 19/05/2026 20:30

She’s going to be too much for him I think 🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:31

Hes got a brooch like Danny....

IAmKerplunk · 19/05/2026 20:31

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:31

Hes got a brooch like Danny....

😱

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/05/2026 20:31

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:31

Hes got a brooch like Danny....

Oh crap.

dillite · 19/05/2026 20:32

He looks like a Father Christmas.

Oh, they have changed the floral arrangements. I like the colours.

dillite · 19/05/2026 20:35

We definitely have completely different ads for the US MAFS.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:36

I see they've cottoned on to us all having cats with the introduction of the felix ad amidst the bulky pee pants and the collagen

Morry15 · 19/05/2026 20:37

Is anyone slightly bored? With the show I mean. 😎

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:37

I see there cottoned on to us all having cats with the introduction of the felix ad amidst the bulky pee pants and the collagen

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:37

App gremlins posted twice!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/05/2026 20:37

I see there cottoned on to us all having cats with the introduction of the felix ad amidst the bulky pee pants and the collagen

Not working for me

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 19/05/2026 20:38

I find him a bit creepy

Serial killer vibe

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 19/05/2026 20:38

Morry15 · 19/05/2026 20:37

Is anyone slightly bored? With the show I mean. 😎

Yes

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