MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

You have put that into words so we'll.

He’s really cute. Says the bride.

I thought it was just me 🤣

Why does Meghan constantly have her hands on her hips- even when sitting down

I had American flatmates at uni. They were very sweet, but they didnt do sarcasm or dark humour at all! Very earnest, but nice

Oh it’s the mom wedding

Yes - very different senses of humour 😂

Their sarcasm and it’s mostly New Yorkers is snark attitude. Southern girls do sarcasm “bless your sweet heart” that kind of thing.

They do like our sense of humour, and apparently they love MAFS Aus

Cycling with flip flops? Hard no!

Dark humour. I don’t think they get that really.

That gave me the ick

American comedians are funny.

Well said, we've always called out abusive and coercive behaviour, often much more than the experts. But we agree that the producers have fallen far short of their duty of care.

anyhoo, back to the show!t

Missed that - what did he say about sex?

I don't think that these two will get on. Older couples never do as they are too unwilling to compromise after all the years of being independent.

She said spunk 😂😂😂😂😂

Cycling gives me the ick. Flip flops the same. Pair them together double ick.

Tablecloth shirts!

Snigger. But spunk is acceptable in American speak.

Something about incompatibility, but I missed what it was. Helpful, I know.

😂 same language yet so different

He wasn't getting enough.

Speak for yourself! I’m getting on with my 51 year old boyfriend despite being 54.

Shock. Horror. So unexpected.

His wife wasn’t willing