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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

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dillite · 06/05/2026 19:51

David's being a Drama Llama

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dlcy · 06/05/2026 19:51

Is David American?

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 19:51

He's right though, if the boot was on the other foot

girliepop · 06/05/2026 19:51

dlcy · 06/05/2026 19:50

Happening to you at the moment or before? How do we make it stop?!

Before for a couple days now, given up on it now!

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 06/05/2026 19:51
Mothers Day Lol GIF by reactionseditor

That thread title! 😂

browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 19:51

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:50

Alissa knows she’s going to dump David at final vows

I’m hoping David does it first

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 19:52

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:51

David's being a Drama Llama

Don’t blame him.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 19:52

Yup, I think David is out!

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:52

It’s a joooowke bayb

Choux · 06/05/2026 19:52

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/05/2026 19:45

If David needs a shoulder to cry on, I'm happy to oblige. Just saying.

David’s shoulders are broad enough that he can cry on his own shoulders!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 19:53

Squirm, Alissa, squirm

MargoLivebetter · 06/05/2026 19:53

Alyssa couldn’t give a shit about how David feels.

Peony1985 · 06/05/2026 19:53

Grills my tits when men bang on about “respect” rather than upset she doesn’t fancy David as much as he wanted.

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:53

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 06/05/2026 19:51

That thread title! 😂

big brother pop GIF by Big Brother After Dark

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IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 19:53

I didn’t like Alissa saying ‘my husband can come for me, I don’t care’

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2026 19:53

I can’t stand this squeaky digbat. Now I’m actually glad Bec was giving her stress

Pianoaholic · 06/05/2026 19:53

Please just leave David!

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/05/2026 19:53

Choux · 06/05/2026 19:52

David’s shoulders are broad enough that he can cry on his own shoulders!

Noooo. I want to comfort him. Provided he takes his top off.

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:53

That is not ok Alyssa.

babe

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:53

Damn Alissa, I was with you until you admitted to following the other guy back on socials.

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BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 19:53

The buses have arrived!

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:54

Blind sided
threw under the bus

double shot

girliepop · 06/05/2026 19:54

MargoLivebetter · 06/05/2026 19:53

Alyssa couldn’t give a shit about how David feels.

She’s using the show for networking

TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2026 19:54

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:53

Damn Alissa, I was with you until you admitted to following the other guy back on socials.

I wasn't...I may have called her the c word out loud...

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 19:54

Oh dear Alissa. Not good. Could have waited a week to follow him back!

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