MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

[dillite]

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

Joining to mark my place for the big push over the top

No she was on yesterday. Watched it one eye on tv one eye not.

Oh sorry. Thought you said she hadn’t appeared. She’s done well hasn’t she?

They aren’t going to match her with Prof Green are they???

oh no they just said his match is Viv.

I’ll dig out my gcse WWI poetry book. Depressing.

I wonder if any of the alternative matches get together after that?

Lucinda?

Phew! Made it to the next thread

Shag possibly. Date nah.

I could sort of see the appeal of Gia to a certain kind of man.

Ooh we can read Birdsong (set in WW1). I seem to recall the first section of the book being very erotic.

Checking in, thanks for the thread. ❤️

Is not the visual that I was after

Danny thinks he is Lord Flasheart

There was one where it went along the lines of telling the sergeant major to shove various things up his arse. I liked that one.

I’m playing catch up so will be back but are they really showing us best bits/spoilers of the actual show tonight before the ad break in an attempt to keep us watching the rest of the show?

the Gia and Bec noise has given me a headache

Is Danny playing up the gentleman/ army thing because he's British??

Probably. Or just because he is twat

He’s both actually. Dyaknowwhaddimean?!

😂

I wonder what all their parents/family think of those who behave like this on an international show?

I remember when they did it last time and when it kicked off the couples were saying there was no way that Jeff would have met with someone else rather that Rhi

im disappointed they all all agreed with it but interesting some have left at the start

I thought tonight definitely validated the notion that the matches are decided on personality more than looks (as in blonde, dark, tall, slim etc.)

I think it was boring with only 5 couples, especially since 2 hid in the loo.
Always more interesting when there’s more males to females in a group. Everything is much flirtier.
I’d bring in the rule that for every 5 minutes away from the table your partner gets 5 minutes more with their alternative.

Bec is so two-faced! She says she loves Danny but calls him Temu Conor McGregor! That James looks like a heavy drinker. And thank you for sticking up for Scott Racho!

Bec and Gia ! WTF? They didn’t even talk just said the same thing over and over. Bec is such a gullible muppet to accept Gia’s invitation. Every time she falls for it!