MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

[dillite]

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

Unlike my choice of words 🤣

Hey everyone it’s ‘Alissa’!

She looks tired today. Restless night?

I hope David also saw the bit where Alissa said he doesn’t speak and she questioned whether she lets him speak

David's out.

What do they do in a real relationship? Do they wear blinkers for as not to accidentally look at another person of the opposite sex?

If David needs a shoulder to cry on, I'm happy to oblige. Just saying.

My autocorrect changes it and I cba to change it.

Alyssa ‘s squeaky little voice is hideous

Well that’s fair enough

It seemed particularly bad last night

Squeaks more when she lies

I've spelled Alyssa wrong every time deliberately cos I give no sh*ts

I’ve always watched in screen on my phone but something has happened to Mumsnet ads which makes my channel 4 app pause every fucking 5 seconds!!! Mumsnet needs to sort this shit out!
Double screening with this thread is the only way to watch!

I bet Rach will freak out.

Same.

Davids Christian values being tested here

That’s happened to me too so frustrating. It’s like when David finally talks but Alyssa interrupts every 5 seconds

Why are they repeating this bit?!

Christian values right there Alissa.

Are you done?

Yep

Exactly what or similar to what I said!

Happening to you at the moment or before? How do we make it stop?!

You bloody liar Alissa

Alissa knows she’s going to dump David at final vows

Alyessa fronting it out there.😁Hilarious!