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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

OP posts:
dlcy · 06/05/2026 19:54

girliepop · 06/05/2026 19:51

Before for a couple days now, given up on it now!

Yeah same, day before yesterday, yesterday and today. So annoying

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 19:54

Alissa throwing her toys out of the pram.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 19:54

Everyone is done! Done done done

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:55

She doesn’t give a shit about hurting his feelings . She wants out

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:55

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:54

Blind sided
threw under the bus

double shot

But did they have each other's backs?

OP posts:
pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:55

Done
done
done

cheers everyone

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 19:55

David doing a classy leave.

browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 19:55

dillite · 06/05/2026 19:51

David's being a Drama Llama

I think he’s right.

The way she interacted with her other potential match, was disrespectful to David.

And now she’s just admitted she’s added him on social media.

These were people who were other matches that the ixperts set up. Not just someone they were chatting to at a ‘networking event’. Actual other potential matches.

You only have to see the difference in the way Stella & Filip approached it. They stayed and talked, but were respectful towards their partners.

Pianoaholic · 06/05/2026 19:55

Too late Alyssa.
David was 'done' before you!

MargoLivebetter · 06/05/2026 19:55

She’s just being mean and petty now.

H202too · 06/05/2026 19:55

Alissa was an absolute flirt. No need.

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:56

Does she have a sweaty arse crack?

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 19:56

One down....

Moonandstarsandsun · 06/05/2026 19:56

Wow Alyssa threw toddler trantrum

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 19:56

H202too · 06/05/2026 19:55

Alissa was an absolute flirt. No need.

Heartless bitch

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 19:56

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 19:55

David doing a classy leave.

Not so much Alisssssa. Ha, he left first babe.

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 19:56

Throwing your ring is just ridiculous- looking for a reaction and/or the last word

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:56

Bye babe: your squeaky mouse voice is giving me a headache. Babe

CrystalMighty · 06/05/2026 19:57

Alissa's a narcissist. There I said it.

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2026 19:57

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 19:53

I didn’t like Alissa saying ‘my husband can come for me, I don’t care’

So disrespectful.

Poor man.. he couldn’t get a word in edge ways when he did try. She’s so full of herself but she showed these selfish crazy traits from the off!

Come David. I have some good Christian cousins straight from Ikeja for you 😅

TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2026 19:57

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 19:56

Does she have a sweaty arse crack?

I hate those bum munching leggings!

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 19:57

browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 19:55

I think he’s right.

The way she interacted with her other potential match, was disrespectful to David.

And now she’s just admitted she’s added him on social media.

These were people who were other matches that the ixperts set up. Not just someone they were chatting to at a ‘networking event’. Actual other potential matches.

You only have to see the difference in the way Stella & Filip approached it. They stayed and talked, but were respectful towards their partners.

💯 Filip and Stella got the balance right

Choux · 06/05/2026 19:57

Moonandstarsandsun · 06/05/2026 19:56

Wow Alyssa threw toddler trantrum

She threw a toddler tantrum, a wedding ring and a mic pack and mic. Showed a new side of herself.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 19:58

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2026 19:57

So disrespectful.

Poor man.. he couldn’t get a word in edge ways when he did try. She’s so full of herself but she showed these selfish crazy traits from the off!

Come David. I have some good Christian cousins straight from Ikeja for you 😅

So disrespectful babe.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 19:58

Choux · 06/05/2026 19:57

She threw a toddler tantrum, a wedding ring and a mic pack and mic. Showed a new side of herself.

It was always there. Brook and Bec were right

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