MAFSAUS#13 NO SPOILERS Fingers, mingers and zingers, get your pecs out for the lasses if you can get over THE HURT

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

They need to have one in each corner.

Mine are definitely cousins, unfortunately = -

And starter messages. These sort of conversations do not start in a vacuum.

Well Alissa, technically David didn’t bring the screenshots up. Bec did

And it’s a bit hard for him to swerve this conversation entirely, given the way Bec is launching into it

Why can’t David just say he doesn’t want to talk about it. Worst nightmare - bit dramatic mate.

I think Juliette has a screw loose.

Umm, 'palming' is a sex thing. Google it.

Yes I do

She is so full of shit

I suppose she thinks it's Juliette's fault now.

Why is Juliette doing all Gia's dirty work? Is she hoping for a finger banging? So weird!

Oh dear Bec. You twat

Ugh those Skechers sandals!

Busted 🤣🤣

Because Alissa has backed him into a corner asking him not to talk about the text messages. And there’s Bec wanting to have a full blown convo about it. So he’s worried about upsetting his Mrs.

It’s giving ‘Alissa is bit of a bitch behind closed doors and he’s frightened of upsetting her’ vibes to be honest.

The day I can’t bend to put my sandals on depresses me

That’s not Mylene Klass’s voice is it? In the Skechers advert I mean

Shoe horns exist for a reason

David looking pure hench, here for it 👀

It actually looks like Ai Myleen 🤣

Me too but I won’t resort to those horrible things

I’ll get a special long one

Alyssa is a controlling bitch. I’m calling it.

Ha ha it does!

Her face 😱