MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

Im strangely mesmerised by David's cleavage

First a bang , then a blow - steady on steve-o

I couldn’t be with a man who wore no shirt under his jacket as I’m far too “naice”, but I secretly find David hot as dressed like that. I think I need to adjust my HRT!!!!!

I thought that said HRT

I hope he's wearing nipple covers in case of any accidental nip slips

His tattoos (presumably deliberately) accentuate it.

To be honest I’m not a massive fan of the colour red, so I may be biased 😂

Maybe she needs some! Might explain her emotion wreckage

The Ixperts are not buying what the big bad wolf is selling

Told you David was the chap 😄

"Dont come for my friends"
Aka these folk you have known vaguely for 2 weeks

Sorry. Not sorry.

Get a couple of wines down Bec’s neck and she’ll be off again

Hes definitely the hottest guy there, in my old lechy eyes

I'm a bit behind but outfit observations so far:

Gia clearly forgot her skirt
Scott thinks he's John Travolta
David with the pecs out - WTF?
Juliette's orange satin affair - fucking awful
Stella - beautiful and classy
Rachel - wear a bra FFS

Stella being the most mature as always

When did Juliette and Gia become best friends? Wasn’t she chatting shite at their wedding

David VS Rach on the whose boobs are more out competition

Has Bec come as the little mermaid? Is it Disney night?

Cunts of a feather got to unite together

Danny looks even more like Jimmy Hill in that jacket and tie.

Juliette is such a lap dog

Bec always has great outfits

Gia is the puppeteer…

Gia is struggling to rein in her flying monkey there