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MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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seazon · 14/04/2026 20:43

Thread 13. Here we go!

OP posts:
dillite · 15/04/2026 20:02

Can we move on from this yet? This is boring.

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:02

They are both disgusting

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:03

'I'll ride you 'til dawn'.

Blimey.

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 20:03

Pianoaholic · 15/04/2026 20:01

Were Bec and Rachel really best buddies all the time up until now?
Never noticed.

No, there was that dinner party where Bec to Gia that she (Bec) had all the friends and Gia didn't have any - Rachel to camera did a "Nuh-uh"!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:03

Its not the comment, Bec!! Its the after the comment, the shouting, the draaaama

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:03

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:02

I actually brought the wee bugger in for blood tests last week because of his refusal to eat his food. Bloods all normal. Hes just a picky bastard! Who then went out and brought back a dismembered rat 🤢

That's why my fucker has 5 options at all times. As we never know what he will feel like eating any given day.

Pianoaholic · 15/04/2026 20:03

Half an hour in and still on about 'The Comment'.

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:03

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:02

Can we move on from this yet? This is boring.

Yeah it needs to stop now.

StaySpicy · 15/04/2026 20:04

This is ridiculous.. it's nothing to do with being married. It's mean girls thrown together with a few blokes thrown in.

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:04

Pianoaholic · 15/04/2026 20:03

Half an hour in and still on about 'The Comment'.

They'll still be harping back to it in 2 weeks, probably.

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 20:04

Aw, Sam (Colin Firth looky-likey) is just the loveliest bloke. Hated those dungarees from last night though.

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:05

Are Bec and Danny shagging again?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:05

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:03

That's why my fucker has 5 options at all times. As we never know what he will feel like eating any given day.

Controlling little bastards, aren't they??!🤣

StaySpicy · 15/04/2026 20:05

You just know it's all coming up again at the commitment ceremony.

Bec need to stop crying because she's brought this on herself.

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:05

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 20:04

Aw, Sam (Colin Firth looky-likey) is just the loveliest bloke. Hated those dungarees from last night though.

💯 on both counts!

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:05

Bec, perhaps if you don't want to fall out with people, don't drink so much. That way you won't be such a giant knob.

browneyes77 · 15/04/2026 20:05

Aw, Sam is such a sweetie

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:06

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:05

Bec, perhaps if you don't want to fall out with people, don't drink so much. That way you won't be such a giant knob.

Amen!!

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:06

I might have to stop watching if Colin turns out to be a turd.

Not really.

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:06

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:05

Are Bec and Danny shagging again?

There's no way they are shagging. Fungering maybe, but that's it.

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 20:06

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:06

I might have to stop watching if Colin turns out to be a turd.

Not really.

It can’t happen. It just can’t

loveawineloveacrisp · 15/04/2026 20:06

I feel like I need a new MAFS inspired username to replace the current (MAFSUK) one. fingerbanginggate.... Maybe?

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 20:07

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:06

There's no way they are shagging. Fungering maybe, but that's it.

Fungering? My mind is boggling.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:07

Please noone let Bec loose with a hatchet! Fuck knows where it will get buried!

dillite · 15/04/2026 20:07

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/04/2026 20:05

Controlling little bastards, aren't they??!🤣

More like ungrateful little shits

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