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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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the80sweregreat · 13/05/2026 19:52

I love how Honey gets the sayings all wrong. She is funny. Like the time she said Sweden was neutral during the war, but it was Switzerland.

Meredusoleil · 13/05/2026 19:52

And she said something funny last night too, which I can't remember.

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2026 19:53

I should write down Honey’s sayings. She gets it wrong and doesn’t realize it.

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2026 19:59

Honey said something yesterday about a maypole when she meant something else. I can’t remember what it was about though.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 13/05/2026 20:00

She was talking to Bea and said no one would touch her with a maypole 😆

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2026 20:01

That’s right. Maypole , not barge pole !

Meredusoleil · 13/05/2026 20:12

That was it! Well remembered. She always says them so seriously as well 🙃

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2026 20:17

She does say it straight faced! Comic timing , but not aware it’s the wrong thing to say. I do love Honey , even if she is being far too nice to Bea at the moment

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/05/2026 22:35

Honey may not have pushed honey but sure she fiddled with the ladder expecting billy to go up it

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Blondeshavemorefun · 13/05/2026 22:35

£60k is now £120k thanks grant

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Blondeshavemorefun · 13/05/2026 22:35

I still think Chelsea wouldn’t touch max

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Meredusoleil · 14/05/2026 20:32

Why is Sam suddenly encouraging Mark to do even more dodgy things? She should have just found a way of giving Mark the money Grant was going to get from selling his bar in Portugal, so that it wouldn't look like it was from Grant 🤦‍♀️

Kinfluencer · 14/05/2026 21:20

Im sorry but I burst out laughing at Sam in that black hood , so out of place
Why has she gone all gangster ?

Meredusoleil · 14/05/2026 21:26

Kinfluencer · 14/05/2026 21:20

Im sorry but I burst out laughing at Sam in that black hood , so out of place
Why has she gone all gangster ?

Exactly what I'm wondering 🤔

Kinfluencer · 14/05/2026 21:35

Meredusoleil · 14/05/2026 21:26

Exactly what I'm wondering 🤔

It was a bit sudden

Oh theres a thug after you, I know lets torch some cars 🤔
Im trying to work out how this will help Mark pay up?

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 21:41

That car was puka. Then they turned into the traitors

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 21:56

Will the car insurance pay out ? I am not sure really.
I don’t think it will.

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/05/2026 23:31

I was thinking why are they watching the car. Run. It may explode

and grant will sell his bar. Does that mean he’s coming back to ee for good /longer time

mark is also an ungrateful brat. He owes £200k and isn’t really bothered

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gingercat02 · 15/05/2026 07:55

Kinfluencer · 14/05/2026 21:20

Im sorry but I burst out laughing at Sam in that black hood , so out of place
Why has she gone all gangster ?

They looked like pound shop Traitor's

Whosthetabbynow · 17/05/2026 18:41

I can’t remember why Johnnie has got the needle with Linda. Max and Cindy won’t last five minutes. They never last with anyone. Hope Bea gets written out soon. Her manipulation of Honey is horrible to watch. How much money is Nicola hoping to get from Eddie? There was a wad of notes in the hold-all but that’s not going to keep two businesses afloat. Could the new bully-bloke be Nicola’s (dead?) dad…

the80sweregreat · 17/05/2026 18:49

Mark was beaten up the other week, but he doesn’t look that bothered by such a huge debt he can’t pay. The car insurance can’t be a big amount and he’ll need more cars coming through to get that amount of money. It is a lot of money to find and he hasn’t any other jobs. He should have let Grant sell the bar and pay it off for him.

the80sweregreat · 17/05/2026 18:51

Johnny was upset because Max threatened that other man ( can’t remember his name ) and he felt Linda was interfering. He only got the business money because of Max , yet he still has beef with his mum!

Whosthetabbynow · 17/05/2026 18:52

@the80sweregreat Ah right ok. Bit of a flimsy reason then. Don’t like Johnnie much

the80sweregreat · 17/05/2026 18:53

No. Johnny used to be alright ( old head ) but this new one is spiky and only seems to get on with Elaine.
Luckily we don’t see much of him at the moment

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/05/2026 21:10

I thought sausage was upset as kinda interfered in his and Callum’s relationship ones the bloke he shagged to protect Callum

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