MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

I think Bec

Bec
Gia
Juliette

Guaranteed 3

I won’t watch anymore! Nah joking!

Deffo.

Ooh yes - Juliette - had forgotten about her!

We know Rachel cries. Why? Do we care? No

I'd love it if Stella got completely rat-arsed and stopped being so careful!

We've had a boring 30 minute nothingburger. Give us the Drama!!😂

She is forgettable

Yes or swore!

Bit predictable. Id like to see Stevo kicking off, maybe he could proposition Sam. Or maybe Alyssa will hit her higher frequency and lamp knobnose

Ooh, let's have a day at the beach!

Stevo is never this animated when he's with Rachel. Or speaking about her.

I hate those wavy headboards

I hope I'm not ahead again but I love Alissa's denim playsuit. She wore it the other night.

Did Juliette just kiss Joel? WTF?

Since when are Joel and Juliette on kissing terms?!

Stephen lovingly cradling her radio mic

Yes!

2 hours on the motorway clearly performed wonders for the.

And now arms round each other???

No. I can't handle J & J playing happy couples. Ridiculous

Juliette is as fake as they come. Give her a whiff of booze and she'll be screeching like a banshee.

What the very fuck???

Bec is not believing whatever J&J are selling