MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

When bec says she won’t throw grenades this means www3 is about to start.

My DP got me into it years ago.

One of those I can easily re-watch. As is Criminal Minds (my fave ever show!)

You really need to give it to the end of the first season to really get into it (if after Ep 9 you’re not interested I’ll be shocked! And so will you be by the end of that episode 😂). You’ll either love it or hate it.

We can read her like a book. 📕

I missed what you were quoting and thought you were referring to Mafs 🤣

Don’t think I’ve got that one 😂

'I am in love with you' - hmmm, that's not the magic phrase Flip Flop!

Can’t we ffw past Stella and Filip. So boring!

Awww, Stella is all blushing there.

Pah, can we skip the lovey dovey bit and get to the carnage?

🤣🤣

For fuck's sake... SAY IT PROPERLY you fuckwits.

Is there a grade B virgin?

We want drama. We want drama!

What is this virgin shit?

Stevo?

Can't believe they did a second series of that..

Let’s skip to the good bit.

drama!!!

Why would you go on it? Have they no shame?!

We want:
a. Arguments over rooms
b. Eavesdropping
c. Drunken dinner parties (preferably with smashed bottles waved menacingly)
d. Girls' and Boys' night
e. Men having more fun with each other in the pool than with their wives

Wonder who will be the crazy arsehole this time? They seem to take turns, I reckon they spin a wheel to decide

Hate the Lenor one too. Dancing around because your clothes smell fresh?! Did she have BO before?

Gia and bec.

Punch up!

Mud wrestling

I worry we won’t even get the drama tonight.