MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Gia is so so happy because she has the best room in the house. Sums her up totally.

Is Juliette on crack and has slipped some into Joel’s coffee?

Someone's re-written the script.

I don't understand what's going on???

She’d say it was the best even if it wasn’t.

Juliette just wants to be on TV and not miss her retreat...its bollocks

Joel, are you on glue?

I feel you CAN fake this, Joel. Very much so

Same as the rest of us then 😂

This is so strange

2 hours on an Australian motorway must be the equivalent of 2 years on a British one, for him to get over how she was speaking to him.

Nooooooo Rachel!! I am literally cringing for you both

My phone is too heavy for my hands and is hurting them to hold it up all the time.

Who the fuck announces to everyone that their intimacy has increased?

Huge deal being made over a bit of fingering

Stevo wishing he'd got Alissa.

They have no shame

Stevo's face there just now. He was regretting his decision to move up to the 2nd base.

“Hey Guys! I got fingered last night!”

The news everyone wants to hear

Oh the cringe is real and painful at Rachel announcing it 🙈

My only explanation is that the heat fried his brains and all memories.

It’s like we missed an episode

What's going on? Everyone's getting along...

Suspicious!

What did Bec say?

Exactly. No details for me please

What did Bec say??