MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Alissa definitely is boring. But she doesn’t think she is.

Oh yeah I forgot that 🤣

The way they spoke about it I think it was only one way though 🙈

Isn't that the title of a Marian Keyes novel?!😂

David cos ripped

Do we think Rach gave Stevo a BJ?!

Gawd, just get there already!

😂😂

He is so boring though. Sorry David!

No. I think he is smooth down there. Like an action man doll

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Alissa's just worried that the other couples are getting more screen time.

I'm having a bad day! Tyson gone. Late to start watching tonight and haven't recorded, so I can't even skip the adverts.

I'd ask about Rachel and Steveo, why isn't he doing the deed, but I don't think I want the answers.

Ewwww

But he wears a diamond ear ring. Wouldn’t that put you off?

Yes. Perfect 😂

He does look and act like action man.

No! I love that!

The retreat is an important part of the experiment, because it creates massive drama just as we're starting to get a little bored and risk drifting away

We are so mean 🤣🤣🤣

😂

Spot on.

Bec's going to get pissed and unhinged again.

I'm just going to sit back and watch.

famous last words...

Personally seasons 1-5 were some of the best TV I have ever seen. I have rewatched 3x and still spot something new that I hadn't seen before