MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Lol

Alissa wants an explosive fight.

So is Alyssa just saying he’s boring?

David and Alyssa bore me.

Evening all, just been catching up on the thread and waiting for the mayhem. Best im not disappointed...

I just tuned in and I’m thinking “what the hell happened here then” 😂

Oops was re-watching Game of Thrones for the millionth time and forgot the time, so missed the first 10 minutes

I’m guessing I’ve only missed 5 minutes of recaps and the first part of the convo with David & Alissa. So nothing important 😂

Yes. He bores her to death.

Rachel got fingered

It was Jack the Lobster who called some people 'whales'.

Same 😂

Seems that way… calm and chill is sooo what I want in my life. I’ll have you David if she doesn’t

I don’t trust Alyssa one.little.bit.

Glad I missed the first 10 minutes then 😂

🤣

I've never seen Game of Thrones, was thinking of getting Now TV, it's on there, is it good? Guess it must be, if you'd miss MAFS for it...!

I think he’d bore me to death too. hides

I mean, they didn't show it 😂

Exactly 😂 she’s actually boring to us poor sods here that need to watch her

😂😂

Someone said if they wanted to see dwarves attacking each other it was like that. Sorry if I’ve insulted anyone with dwarves terminology.

Brain bleach. Needed.

Yeah, I’m not convinced she’s as nice as she’s making out

That forced proposal thing she did at the wedding is still lingering in my brain.

I feel like she has another side to her.

And some fingering

There's loads of shagging as well.