MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Ooh have they shagged?

Wasn't there a comment about someone's weight a couple of years ago?

Enough with the recaps, we want to go to the Retreat!😂

IKR! Anything to pass the time at this point.

Yes. When they were all sunbathing at the retreat. I can’t remember who though.

Nope

Ewwwwwww!!

Neither can I. It's going to annoy me now.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

I'd have brought my Magic Wand with me...😂

OK, oral and fingerings definitely took place. No wonder she's so giddy.

I should have known 😂

I seem to remember it was one of the men who was called fat?

If you HAD to shag anyone in the show, who would it be...?

Feel sorry for me now...

Probably Joel if I really had to choose one.

Grayson. He's very pretty.

Greyson. He seemed decent. He would have to close his eyes though.

Grayson. But yes - his eyes would have to stay shut

Me too. If he stopped talking for a minute.

Alissa is missing her magic wand for that high-frequency stimulation

'I can finger you Rachel. I can finger you. But I'm not sure it's going to make you feel something.'

Noooooo 😂😂

So glad I'm not snacking yet.

Well it definitely did judging by how giddy she is.