MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

I try not to think about mine 😂

Oh I hope Scott is not going to get hurt, he does seem all in.

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TBH, it is always reminding me of it's existence. Especially with fanny darts.

Debating whether to go and get my foot grinder before Tater Tot comes on

I suspect he will, given that he’s with Gia.

Well quite. And I'm not sure how many people have actually seen one IRL either so asking people to have a look is weird.

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That massive Kellogs rooster gives me the creeps!

Rachel pawing at Stephen all the time 🤢🙈

I had to take a mirror to mine at the weekend 🙈 not enough bleach in the world to make me forget what 4dc have done 🙈

Yeah..David knows better. His Nigerian family clearly aren’t on board for this but they probably said “do what you want to do but don’t bring shame and embarrassment to our family name “

That is exactly what I would say/do if my son went on MAFS, to even think I would attend your “wedding” for the world to see this means you have clearly lost your mind so lose your mind AWAY from the wider family 😂

How did you know what you were comparing it to? Did you have a before and after?

Gia gets off scot-free every week on the sofa. She was right behind Juliette at the dinner party, fuelling the flames.

I keep forgetting who David is!

🤣Scott- free? She soon will be..

Ha ha no but I felt a lump and wanted to look 🙈

Can David please stop the constant lip licking?

I didn't even bother to un-mute these two - dull!

Whats Alyssa banging on about?

The apology tour continues.

Dull

I suspect my dads Jamaican family would be of the same mindset 😂

It feels like she needs to say something just for the sake of saying something

Alissa’s voice does grate on me to be honest