MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

I'm still traumatised from googling Ella's vaginoplasty or whatever in that UK series.

Same. Would hate to have to explain some things in there 😬

In a world full of HUGE lips John must feel very left out

My dog just sighed so hard like he's so sick of this shit.

Scott is such a bloke. But weirdly, there is some emotional intelligence there. Although I can relate to not wanting to be rehashing the same stuff days after the argument.

He could do with some lip work

Lights are on but no one's home though.

Hes not alone!!

I know! It never seriously crossed her mind. I think she knows he’s cottoning on to who she really is so now she is trying to manipulate things to make her look like a victim

<<< not envy.

Did you see Ella on Celebs go Dating? She kept telling everyone 'she' had a lovely vagina

Oh definitely! Only 1 floor in that building 😂

Well lets just hope Gia doesn't pass on her bullying tendencies to her daughter.

You will need some

Willynose is so desperate for a bit of drahhhhhhhhhhhma.

🤣🤣🤣

Gia: I wanna cry but I can’t force the tears

No real biological woman bangs on about her vagina at every single sentence and every single opportunity

I misread that as you telling daps she needed some work down there 😆

Does Scott know Moi Dowterz name yet?

😮

Right now David is the only one of these grooms I think is sane and emotionally balanced.

Oh and Filip.

True. I dont really think about mine!!!

Pfft speak for yourself. First thing I mention on my CV and dating profile (if I had one) 😂

I need a wee and some snacks before we have Temu Tate.

I think Gia is playing Scott-dog.