MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Did he or didn't he say it? DRINK!

She wants a higher frequency? A dog whistle?

I think she's worried that she and David are coming across as boring (yes) so she's trying to create a bit more interest in them by saying she operates on a 'higher frequency!'

Danny, now say it like you believe it

Becs full of 💩

Alessandra’s hair looks beautiful like that - really suits her

Danny just looks like he regrets ever signing up - he's not getting a hot wife and/or a potential media career.

If Danny blinks any more than he does, he will soon be able to fly out of the building away from Bec

Maybe he stole all of Grayson's.

Yes John no John three bags full John

He’s blatantly not into Bec.

But leaving would mean no screen time

What is temu Tate wearing?

Pa ha ha - poor Grayson

Tyson's wondering why the woman is being asked for her thoughts. She's not there to think.

"Alessandra, you're looking fabulous." What about Mel, you absolute meathead!

Why is buying flowers cheeky?

Looks like a pair of pyjamas to me!

What progress???!!!

He had a quick game of cricket before the show

He looks like a warden in a psychiatric ward

She's also not just there just to look fabulous. He's not interested in what any woman has to say.

Whenever I see anyone with hair like Steph’s I just think of the Peru 2 🙈😂

She's an odd one. In her speaking bits she's all about how she's had enough of Temu Tate and his shit. And yet when it's actually time to say something, everything gets swept under the carpet.

Tyson is a tool. He’s been brainwashed by his dad.

In Temu's mind - Alessandra is decorative, Mel is too old to even acknowledge and John is The Man.