MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Stop feeling proud Colin - he's wanked and paid.

wonder if he's booked a time slot

FFS. We don’t care about Chris’s baby news.

He spunked into a cup.

That’s not an achievement. It doesn’t need a round of applause.

dapsnotplimsolls

"Gritting my teeth for these two. HE'S NEVER GOING TO SHAG YOU RACHEL!"

I know, I know, but i am holding out hope. How random is that that I am hoping two people I do not know get together!!! maybe she will bring out his inner stallion!

Then please be wary - you keep posting things we haven't seen yet..

I read that as "my cat is black" and was so confused.

I think there is always a couple of mins difference depending on how you are watching. I always feel a minute or 2 behind!

Actually I meant Stevo ever having a boner 🤣

I'm watching live and some people are posting things before they're shown. Really fucking annoying.

May need to ask the GP to up my dosage whilst MAFS is on. I’d probably OD though if they did that 😂

So did I 😂 I don’t have my reading glasses on so it looked like black

😂now we've been googling all sorts!

I’m watching live too - on the tv in my bedroom so on the app- even if my daughter watches it live in the lounge there is about a minute difference

That’s because you ARE gross Gia

I watch on the More4 app (All4?) On a firestick and I'm always a min behind

Baby buyer has so much lip filler his top lip doesn't even move.

I’d forgotten about Gia after the drama of Juliette 😂

Knobnose, much as I wish otherwise, there is no way you are not seen or heard!!!

Get this cock and balls nose off my screen. I don’t need to see them 👎🏾

Is Gia turning into Pete Burns?

My search history is definitely dubious and I hope that I don't have to disclose my browsing history to the police any time soon.

🤐

I think Scott is alright. Not my type but I think he’s an alright person

Gia is full of shit.

Like hell was Gia leaving the ixperiment!