MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

I can't say that the body language has changed that much.

I can see Rachel getting her heart broken

😂 I don’t think you’re wrong!

But they need to continue flogging this equine carcase for a bit longer....

I wish John would have a shave.

He's barely glancing at Rachel at all though...

Rachel is so excited by the smallest crumbs that are flying her way. Desperation is an ugly thing.

Cuddle On the bed - not in the bed.

Nope, not buying it...

It’s pretty tragic really

Even the ixperts don't know what to say.

Well, it won't be Stevo's boner, that's for sure.

The way Chris talks about having 'children coming' is like he's done some internet shopping and new shoes and a handbag are coming.

Oh god the ixperts really don’t know what to say 🙈😂

Ffs ha ha ha 🤣

Ohhh...sexy. Then he went to sleep

It's not far off

🤣. Does such a thing exist?

That’s how he sees it

Are some people ahead?

Breaking a boner? It sure does. Don't ask how I know.

The amlodipine must be working overtime trying to keep you from causing yourself harm 😅

Sorry I watch on the app, cuts out some ads.

Yes- wish he'd said he'll stay on the condition that they match him with someone nice 👍

Peyronies. Google. Alone though.