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MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

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Choux · 06/04/2026 13:26

Here we go…

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dillite · 07/04/2026 20:24

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:24

Feed her chocolate?

She doesn't like chocolate much

Has Baby Snatcher confessed yet?

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:25

Italiangreyhound · 07/04/2026 20:24

What's a foundation match?

Making sure her face isn’t a different colour to her neck and the rest of any skin on show?

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:25

dillite · 07/04/2026 20:24

She doesn't like chocolate much

Has Baby Snatcher confessed yet?

Not seen them yet

hoxtonbabe · 07/04/2026 20:25

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:24

Feed her chocolate?

I was going to suggest that but I think she will go into hyper drive chat mode 😂

SabrinaThwaite · 07/04/2026 20:25

Italiangreyhound · 07/04/2026 20:24

What's a foundation match?

No idea, nor why her mascara isn’t right.

I guess that’s why I don’t hang out on Style and Beauty.

Italiangreyhound · 07/04/2026 20:25

Audition video! Chris's baby story is coming out!!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/04/2026 20:25

Wait, did the BOGOF babies feature in the audition video??

dillite · 07/04/2026 20:25

Appalonia · 07/04/2026 20:24

Sorry, what??!

My child. I am trying to watch MAFS, but she's talking over the TV.

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:26

Ooh @dillite you spoke about them and they appeared!

browneyes77 · 07/04/2026 20:26

Oh dear.

Is Chris’s kids news about to come out on the video?

Probably should’ve opened his mouth before now, then he wouldn’t have to worry about it

LargeAmericanoQuick · 07/04/2026 20:26

I'm not interested in babycatcher and partner. Might have to rewind and watch Tyson hugging again . .

dillite · 07/04/2026 20:26

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/04/2026 20:25

Wait, did the BOGOF babies feature in the audition video??

They did, yes. So surely that must come out.

Appalonia · 07/04/2026 20:26

OH NO HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT HIM BUYING BABIES!!!!

Is he the person who runs? Wouldn't blame him tbh.

The truth will always out...

Ophir · 07/04/2026 20:27

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/04/2026 20:25

Wait, did the BOGOF babies feature in the audition video??

BOGOFF babies 😂

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:27

browneyes77 · 07/04/2026 20:26

Oh dear.

Is Chris’s kids news about to come out on the video?

Probably should’ve opened his mouth before now, then he wouldn’t have to worry about it

Oh dear god no 🙈 this one s not the way to tell your husband.

Columbidae · 07/04/2026 20:27

The lie of omission is awful. I hope Sam walks.

Ophir · 07/04/2026 20:28

See, no woman would have let that “I have a mystery revelation” comment lie

hoxtonbabe · 07/04/2026 20:28

Hmmm. The way this is going you know he’s gonna be pissed after seeing the video 😅

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:28

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/04/2026 20:25

Wait, did the BOGOF babies feature in the audition video??

Bogof 🙈🤣🤣🤣

Italiangreyhound · 07/04/2026 20:28

I do find it odd he is taking about children, plural, and actually it sounds like the second one is not conceived yet!

Appalonia · 07/04/2026 20:28

Sorry to be a bitch but this is gonna be good TV!!😂

dillite · 07/04/2026 20:29

Gosh. This is awkward as fuck.

Colin Firth is all "Just tell me! You are secretly a ginger!"

hoxtonbabe · 07/04/2026 20:29

Appalonia · 07/04/2026 20:28

Sorry to be a bitch but this is gonna be good TV!!😂

Not bitchy at all… it’s why we’re all here 😂

IAmKerplunk · 07/04/2026 20:29

Oh Chris you are a plastic faced, duplicitous cunt

seazon · 07/04/2026 20:29

Italiangreyhound · 07/04/2026 20:28

I do find it odd he is taking about children, plural, and actually it sounds like the second one is not conceived yet!

It’s fucking gross. It shows he just takes having babies for granted. I spunk, I pay, I get my baby.

No thought process other than that.

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