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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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pouletvous · 01/04/2026 20:27

If I were steph, i would tell him id slept with 200 men

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:27

I like how she's challenging him, but my god, he's a walking incel!! Chilling.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/04/2026 20:27

Haha I would make up a massive number just to piss him off

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:28

I hope Alessandra slaps him. Not metaphorically.

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:28

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:27

I like how she's challenging him, but my god, he's a walking incel!! Chilling.

Isn’t he just!

H202too · 01/04/2026 20:28

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:26

Body count? That's such a disgusting concept.

I hate this modern phrase. Bring back notches on the bed post

menopausalfart · 01/04/2026 20:28

I'd tell him I had two up just before the wedding. Clear the pipes.

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:28

I am scared of him and I am not even sure n the same continent as he. He should be taken out the back never to be seen again.

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 20:28

Women, know your place

no eating
no sex (unless it’s with him)
no job
clean clean clean
have 5 babies
dont be fat

awewh Tyson, pick me!!!

Dontknowwhattobelieve2 · 01/04/2026 20:29

Anyone else’s eye twitching watching this cockwomble?

I’d be making up the most ridiculous number to get rid of him!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/04/2026 20:29

Late to the thread as has to do my Tesco shop!
Not sure about the new couple, but weird he has "ordered" babies.
Tyson is the most pathetic crass little specimen of male hood. I really really really want to punch him. He is absolutely awful.

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 01/04/2026 20:29

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:21

Commercial surrogacy is illegal in Australia, so he won't be able to pay more than expenses - whatever that constitutes.

My friend was a surrogate in England. So only expenses can be paid for. This seemed to include redecorating her entire house, gym membership and an awfully high food budget. I don't blame her for claiming those expenses but they didn't make up for the mental breakdown she had after she gave her baby away.

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 20:29

H202too · 01/04/2026 20:28

I hate this modern phrase. Bring back notches on the bed post

Whittled down to a tooth pick

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 20:29

I would sleep with him then tell him I had VD wipe that ugly smirk off his face

Calabasas · 01/04/2026 20:30

MargoLivebetter · 01/04/2026 20:26

Military Tate is absolutely despicable.

Military Tate is totally apt name

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:30

We’re going to need a new thread pronto!

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 01/04/2026 20:31

Why's be scared about HIV, doesn't he use condoms? More fool him.

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:31

Is someone setting up a new thread?

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FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:31

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 01/04/2026 20:29

My friend was a surrogate in England. So only expenses can be paid for. This seemed to include redecorating her entire house, gym membership and an awfully high food budget. I don't blame her for claiming those expenses but they didn't make up for the mental breakdown she had after she gave her baby away.

That's so sad. 😔

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:31

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:31

Is someone setting up a new thread?

Over to you!

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 20:31

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 20:28

Women, know your place

no eating
no sex (unless it’s with him)
no job
clean clean clean
have 5 babies
dont be fat

awewh Tyson, pick me!!!

Bet Bec would she’s seems desperate! They should have paired him with Gia she’d have wiped the floor with him !

hoxtonbabe · 01/04/2026 20:32

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:31

Is someone setting up a new thread?

I think you are doing the honours again 🙏😅

Ophir · 01/04/2026 20:32

He’s one of the least scary people ever, he’s a twat

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 20:33

He’s not had many.

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:33

Ask him male or female?!

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