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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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Italiangreyhound · 01/04/2026 20:15

Oh fuck! I knew when they said someone who could not be at the teddy it would be the bloody teddy!

I cannot believe how much these two women have been stitched up!

hoxtonbabe · 01/04/2026 20:15

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/04/2026 20:12

Haha bring it on

I dunno he might bond with Colin Firth over the bombshell kids news. lol

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 01/04/2026 20:15

I can’t believe Pasta tits/Willynose have got at least I think matching tattoos (from the preview). Wtaf?! Still it costs a lot to remove.

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:15

I wonder if Mr Darcy will have a problem with buying babies?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/04/2026 20:16

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 20:04

Falling in love are you Bec? Settling more like.

She is so desperate

Calabasas · 01/04/2026 20:16

Feeling sorry for Colin Firth. He’s a nice guy so is going to pretend to be happy when he realises 2 mail order kids are on their way.

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:16

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:11

Has this man made enough money from personal
trsinjfn to pay for a farm, plastic surgery and babies?

i missed a trick.

i reckon he has inherited the family farm from his dad who was not in the show so may have died.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:17

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:16

i reckon he has inherited the family farm from his dad who was not in the show so may have died.

I thought his Dad was on holiday?

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:17

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:15

I wonder if Mr Darcy will have a problem with buying babies?

I hope so. He seems really nice.

IAmKerplunk · 01/04/2026 20:18

Sam also looks like Joshua from Friends

MargoLivebetter · 01/04/2026 20:19

So not comfortable with the baby buying. Really hoping we won’t have to witness any thing to do with it.

Calabasas · 01/04/2026 20:19

Oh gross Teddy

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 20:19

I think I’m now about 10 minutes behind. Not into MAFS promoting selling babies.

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:19

Oh no. That dress is way too low cut.

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:20

I want the blond BFFs to be lesbians and get together!

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:20

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:17

I thought his Dad was on holiday?

Chris / white tux guy’s dad is on holiday? Maybe I missed it.

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menopausalfart · 01/04/2026 20:20

Is he buying rather than adopting? Is that legal?

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:20

So many shitlids

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:20

Oh you are right he bought the farm.

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ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 20:21

😆 they are both called Chris!
Colin is pretty fit.

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:21

menopausalfart · 01/04/2026 20:20

Is he buying rather than adopting? Is that legal?

Commercial surrogacy is illegal in Australia, so he won't be able to pay more than expenses - whatever that constitutes.

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:22

Oh, here we go. Some utter shit is about to spout.

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:22

they do have lovely beaches in Oz. Magical

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:22

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:20

Chris / white tux guy’s dad is on holiday? Maybe I missed it.

I think he said his parents were divorced?

Sam’s parents are away travelling.

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:22

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 20:21

😆 they are both called Chris!
Colin is pretty fit.

Are they????l I need to do less MN and watch the screen more!

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