MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

[Choux]

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Danny has no intention of keeping this going beyond the ixpirimint.

I think he talked about how his grandfather built the family's wealth, so I'm guessing he works primarily for the family and dabbles in his own stuff.

You've got to give it to him, he plays the long game well

Gay Mr Darcy

They both go to the gym. It's a match!

Hey, I love a spin class! Does that make me a wanker?!

I think he’s full of it! I think nose job & upper bleph as well!

God Aussies seem so boring!! Farming, gym, getting up at 5 am, not drinking....

Hmmm, not sure matey is happy with the idea of farming.

Do you always go on about your spin class and make it that your entire personality?

Gia and Scott have a 13 inside a barbed heart. So apt - she’s full of barbs and falling for her would be very unlucky.

Oh boy.

He should team up with Luke.

Delivery of 2 children incoming

Why the hell is he doing this!

Oh what, he's ordered children??? Disgusting.

Jesus wept.

Oooooh! 2 babies 😱

two kids coming

stay home focus on the kids. Dont go on reality telly

pillock

Erm no

Sounded like he was ordering furniture

He's talking like he bought them in Ikea.

I was assuming they'd shag the first night but they might now be the shortest-lived couple evah!

Mark Darcey coped with Bridget Jones’ baby. He’ll be ok with Farmer Jones’ babies.

Yep, he's bought a child. Selfish

Nice. He’s bought a baby.

I am bored of weddings.