MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Sam has a lovely smile.

agree re Colin forth

The Gooseberry bushes. Looking for babies underneath them.

😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Me thinks he’s just looking for someone to babysit the bought babies whilst he working on the old farm

I like him so far!

He seems nice, I feel like surrogate farmer will be too much drama

Sorry, did Stephanie say she thinks they are a good match?
Oh Stephanie love we all need to have an intervention on you.

Gia is going to latch on to Gay Farmer now she's lost her coven.

Surrogate Farmer's plastic face is creepy

Oh and by the way I have 2 babies on order !

Has this man made enough money from personal
trsinjfn to pay for a farm, plastic surgery and babies?

i missed a trick.

They do have the same face

Producers helped make those vows so similar.

I’m in the interval at my nephew’s theatre show. Seems like I’ve not missed much!

Your post didn't sound at all like you were 'calling Danny out', not with all the lingering detail on Bec's apparent prettiness fails. If people are taking away something different from your posts than what you intended, I'd suggest looking at how you use your words.

Were none of the OG couples at this wedding?

Haha bring it on

I heard the bit about him being a donor for a lesbian friend which is fair enough if they’re planning to coparent, but didn’t get the bit about the second one?

Yes, none were.

He's bought a second one just for himself.

Good spot. They are going to be a surprise at the next dinner party. And Tyson is going to hate it 🤣

I think we need a MAFS vows bingo card. 'I can't wait to start this journey/adventure with you' needs to be on it.

(Not watched the latest weddings yet, so don't know if any of them have used it, but we've heard that or a variation of it soooo many times in MAFS vows...)

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I think I’m done with this programme. It won’t be the same without Mel, and the number of shitty/creepy/dangerous men and unhinged women and now the moral injury that is misogyny, homophobia and baby trading - fuck this.