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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:06

Sam has a lovely smile.

agree re Colin forth

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:07

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:05

They are touring the bushes. Or something like that.

The Gooseberry bushes. Looking for babies underneath them.

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FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:07

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:06

They’re in the bush.

Somewhere their son doesn’t venture …

😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

IAmKerplunk · 01/04/2026 20:07

SabrinaThwaite · 01/04/2026 20:06

They’re in the bush.

Somewhere their son doesn’t venture …

🤣

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 20:08

Me thinks he’s just looking for someone to babysit the bought babies whilst he working on the old farm

IAmKerplunk · 01/04/2026 20:08

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:06

Sam has a lovely smile.

agree re Colin forth

I like him so far!

hoxtonbabe · 01/04/2026 20:09

IAmKerplunk · 01/04/2026 20:08

I like him so far!

He seems nice, I feel like surrogate farmer will be too much drama

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 20:09

Sorry, did Stephanie say she thinks they are a good match?
Oh Stephanie love we all need to have an intervention on you.

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:09

Gia is going to latch on to Gay Farmer now she's lost her coven.

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:10

Surrogate Farmer's plastic face is creepy

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 20:10

Oh and by the way I have 2 babies on order !

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:11

Has this man made enough money from personal
trsinjfn to pay for a farm, plastic surgery and babies?

i missed a trick.

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:11

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 20:09

Gia is going to latch on to Gay Farmer now she's lost her coven.

They do have the same face

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:11

Producers helped make those vows so similar.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 01/04/2026 20:11

I’m in the interval at my nephew’s theatre show. Seems like I’ve not missed much!

ruethewhirl · 01/04/2026 20:11

HDJH1234 · 31/03/2026 17:45

And my previous comment to you too - grow up and get off your soapbox

Your post didn't sound at all like you were 'calling Danny out', not with all the lingering detail on Bec's apparent prettiness fails. If people are taking away something different from your posts than what you intended, I'd suggest looking at how you use your words.

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:12

Were none of the OG couples at this wedding?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/04/2026 20:12

dillite · 01/04/2026 20:04

Temu Tate will hate having to share the same air as these two

Haha bring it on

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 20:12

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 20:05

I truly hope he hasn’t “bought” daughters

I heard the bit about him being a donor for a lesbian friend which is fair enough if they’re planning to coparent, but didn’t get the bit about the second one?

BusilyBarefoot · 01/04/2026 20:12

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:12

Were none of the OG couples at this wedding?

Yes, none were.

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:12

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 20:12

I heard the bit about him being a donor for a lesbian friend which is fair enough if they’re planning to coparent, but didn’t get the bit about the second one?

He's bought a second one just for himself.

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:13

Appalonia · 01/04/2026 20:12

Were none of the OG couples at this wedding?

Good spot. They are going to be a surprise at the next dinner party. And Tyson is going to hate it 🤣

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ruethewhirl · 01/04/2026 20:14

Choux · 01/04/2026 20:11

Producers helped make those vows so similar.

I think we need a MAFS vows bingo card. 'I can't wait to start this journey/adventure with you' needs to be on it.

(Not watched the latest weddings yet, so don't know if any of them have used it, but we've heard that or a variation of it soooo many times in MAFS vows...)

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 20:14

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 20:12

He's bought a second one just for himself.

🤬🤬🤬🤬

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 20:14

I think I’m done with this programme. It won’t be the same without Mel, and the number of shitty/creepy/dangerous men and unhinged women and now the moral injury that is misogyny, homophobia and baby trading - fuck this.

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