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No ash crackers, please, it’s the MASTERCHEF PROFESSIONALS FINAL!

243 replies

Halsall · 26/03/2026 12:43

New thread for the final.

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TheDogsMother · 26/03/2026 20:32

Does anyone else find the word espuma a bit 🤢

bungobungobungo · 26/03/2026 20:32

@PotterHead1985Ive got Prime he hasn’t at least he gave me the exact items - and it is for my car.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 26/03/2026 20:32

PotterHead1985 · 26/03/2026 20:31

Wait, what's Mark's main? The only thing I heard was hispi 🍷

Mahosive pork chops on the bbq of course.

Fransgran · 26/03/2026 20:32

I would gorge on the seafood and leave the hispi and barbecue to others

Halsall · 26/03/2026 20:32

Is Gareth going for Nonna inspiration?

ETA Ah no, Dad + FORAGING 🥂

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littlbrowndog · 26/03/2026 20:33

Prawn cocktail. ♥️

PotterHead1985 · 26/03/2026 20:33

bungobungobungo · 26/03/2026 20:32

@PotterHead1985Ive got Prime he hasn’t at least he gave me the exact items - and it is for my car.

And he couldn't wait half an hour!!

littlbrowndog · 26/03/2026 20:33

Not kefir in prawn cocktail ffs

TheDogsMother · 26/03/2026 20:34

Foraging 🍷

bungobungobungo · 26/03/2026 20:35

@PotterHead1985apparently not harrumph.

Halsall · 26/03/2026 20:35

I had an aunt and uncle who were very partial to a Brandy Alexander.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 26/03/2026 20:36

Oh Brandy Alexander was my mum's Christmas drink.

burblish · 26/03/2026 20:37

Hope Gareth doesn't overdo the brandy like he did the whiskey.

TheDogsMother · 26/03/2026 20:37

Gareth is building quite a story here. I wonder if that is designed to win over the judges.

Halsall · 26/03/2026 20:38

Luke's doing a lot of sighing 🫤

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Sunbird24 · 26/03/2026 20:39

Aw Mark. A beignet too far

ilovesooty · 26/03/2026 20:39

Oh Mark...

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 26/03/2026 20:39

Oh no. That's never happened in a final.

littlbrowndog · 26/03/2026 20:39

Oh heck mark wont win

ShamedBySiri · 26/03/2026 20:39

Me - Ah that’s a shame.
DD - He should have put them in earlier.

Sunbird24 · 26/03/2026 20:39

ShamedBySiri · 26/03/2026 20:39

Me - Ah that’s a shame.
DD - He should have put them in earlier.

She’s not wrong tbf…

PotterHead1985 · 26/03/2026 20:40

Oh dear, what happened

likelysuspect · 26/03/2026 20:40

I hate the way Marcus and Monica always hover around spreading panic and doom, they do it all the way through the series, its so rude

'oh, have you only just put those on - you're cutting it fine'

Shut up Monica

Fransgran · 26/03/2026 20:41

PotterHead1985 · 26/03/2026 20:40

Oh dear, what happened

He didn't get his beignets cooked

TheDogsMother · 26/03/2026 20:41

Wants a pile of mash on that plate.