MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

Is there a thread for Mel?
I can't believe it

Hes 100% a full on virgin

Ridiculous thing to post

Something tells me that when you die people will post similarly heartlessly about you

Appalonia

I'm 61 too
One of my friends died just before 50. Always grateful for life.

Xxxxx

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Appalonia

I'm 61 too
One of my friends died just before 50. Always grateful for life.

dilite "I doubt they discuss Homer."

Or even The Simpsons!

It's a bit glitchy, but here you go!

https://sh.video/2026/02/11/mafs-13-8/

Whoever said Felip Felop and Danny looked like Bayeux tapestry knights - thank you. I can't stop giggling.

Nice of the silver weasel to wear his sexiest oatmeal quarterzip for intimacy night
🤣

It’s like watching a modern enactment of Henry VIII after he married Anne of Cleves

All I could see when Steven said “I’m a romantic and passionate person”

I think it’s her that leaves too. Good riddance! I feel sorry for Grayson.

Oatmeal quarter zip 🤣🤣

He's an absolute boring fucker in my opinion. She's gorgeous and way too good for him.

What a shitshow for poor Rachel Rebecca and Grayson! Steve is either Asexual or just not into Rachel he wasn’t even prepared to try. Felt so sorry for her. Silver Fox with the quarter oatmeal jerkin lol is a total fraud he’s a liar and hasn’t been open to her or the ixperts about the fact he doesn’t even like her let alone fancy her. So glad Alessandra laid into him the weasel. Julia needs to woman up and admit she’s just not into men!

Why the long face Danny !

Melf!

RIP Mel 💐💐

I’ve just realised who Silver Fox Steve reminds me of.

Rolf Harris

As I said before at least Steven was honest. Maybe Rachel is too much for him. I agree with a pp such a stupid idea to do the eye mask and cards. Far better to do something like the others did, with some wine 🍷.

A little bit, I can see it. Bleurgh.

I know, that image isn't going to go away! 😄

😂😂😂

Grayson (despite his hideous red jacket) had potential I think. He seemed to be the right side of being open minded and considered, plus he is quite pretty. I am not surprised he has had enough of Word Salad (I am not referring to her as Charisma any more) and her constant leaning in to safe spaces where she can authentically experience her mindgasms.

I think she will be the one to go.

I desperately wanted him to say 'This! F*ing this!'

I don't think Steven was unkind to Rachel. He doesn't fancy her and what she was asking for was not 'just a kiss' - it was a physical confirmation of this romantic or sexual feelings towards her.

If he had 'just kissed her' - she would have read into that things that weren't there and it would have come back to bite them both down the line.

This is my first time watching from the beginning. Can someone tell me what happens when one of them
is adamant they can’t be with them very early on? Do they find new partners for them or do they have to let them both go?