MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

Oh God, he's such a wetwipe!!

Far out....

I think steve would have preferred the lasagne, wine crisps and chocolates

I dont think he knows how to kiss!!!

I can see him doing it. No way will he ever kiss her. Or anyone for that matter.

I think Rachel’s Love Actually skit, went a bit pear shaped

Best the producers are behind him with a cattle prod..

Or playing with his hair balloon!

Roll up, roll up. Place your bets. He’ll:

• Snog her face off
• Give her a slightly longer peck
• Run away

Run away

I'm going pec!

Peck peck peck. Like the chicken he is

1. Call his mummy

This is a humiliation ritual

It is, it’s awful

Where was the cattle prod?!

It feels humiliating to have to beg a man to kiss you...

No way could I ever

Explain what....hes not into you. I feel so bad for her.

He's a virgin.

I’m finding Scott increasingly vacuous.

Wouldn’t it be easier to kiss in private away from the camera ?

Why does he sound like he's reading from a script? Grim

Who’s never kissed a girl.

No he's friendzoned her. And he's being an arrogant prick about it!