MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

Brook and Stella are bitches.

What did Stella do?

I’d just like any man - God I’m so desperate

Well jell as the Towie girls would say.

Why is Brooke jelly of Stelly?

she is incredibly naturally beautiful, why would she be
jelous? If anything, it’s Julia who would rattle me, if I were her

Wow why has Brook turned so bitchy? Is it because her relationship is shit? She reminds me of Kate. interested to hear Julia’s flags I definitely think she wanted a woman

You sure about that? Has this show not taught you anything?

I just got a vibe from her that she had another side to her.

Can’t quite put my finger on exactly what it was, there was just something about her I felt was ‘off’.

Exactly - no of course I wouldn’t. That’s what I mean - we are allowed preferences but what idiot announces them on tv to the world? Especially about women - you are never going to come out of it looking good

Exist! Have a Chanel watch. Be more good looking than them.

So far, Brooke, Mel, Gia, and Grinch can get in the fking bin.

Stella?

What has she done?

For me Stella’s looks aren’t what I’d go for. But saying that she is stunning.

😄😄 been there girl

Did you win the lottery too?

Sorry Gia! Got them confused.

Ah, that makes more sense!

Good shout

Hmm getting kidnapped - scary
Getting rescued ... could be good 👀🤭

I wish 😂😂😂

Stella is naturally pretty and has a generous and optimistic personality. Of course the fake and bitter team won't like her

Ah ok!

I was like “have I missed something ?” 😂

Yay a new Sarah Beeny property show, I like her and she reminds me of when I was younger 😄

We need nicknames.

Wtf is wrong with those two? Why are they being such cunts?