MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Brooke does not like Stella. Why???

I don't like bald men or men with hairy bodies. And I am not ashamed to say it on any TV.

Is Brook jealous? What's her deal? Makes sense she's next to RomCom and Pasta Tits.

Yeah. I wouldn’t date a dainty man. As I’d look like a heifer

Neither do I find fat men attractive 🤷🏼‍♀️

Why was Brook asking about her Chanel watch?

That would be me

Why is Brooke dressed like Mrs Mangle?

They seem a bit drunk

I love a hairy man with a bald head 😂

Brooke is acting so mean!! Whats with the faces ???? You can definitely see the seperate groups forming

Is Brook jealous of Stella?

@browneyes77 Hats off to you for seeing her!

I like tall men who are slim but strong - Irish accent, blue eyes, plays an instrument 🤭🤭

They are all yours! Every single one.

I think because Stella is naturally stunning it has annoyed Brook

@IAmKerplunksure but would you say that to a fat person? No, you would be more diplomatic

Just one! I only need one 🙏🏼😂

@IAmKerplunk And how dare she have a designer watch.

I reckon Brooke just had too much to drink 😄

She is weird though, just in a less obvious way than gia

Seems like it

So according to Brooke, you can’t describe a woman as Fat, but you can be a first class bitch about another woman and that’s okay.

Stella is one of the most if not the most attractive woman there. It screams insecure when brooke is being bitchy

For sure with Mel as the sidekick. Ugly personality in a beautiful woman.

The Twats have started to align

Although Brook is v beautiful she looks incredibly ugly when she pulls those contemptuous, sneering faces. It's revealing the true ugliness of her character.

Don’t date Liam Neeson, you’d forever be getting kidnapped.