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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:57

Nooooooo! The wankers! I hate them! Not My Caroline!

Don't like Gareth and think Mark has had some luck in getting this far.

Love Luke, too, so fully Team Luke now.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/03/2026 21:58

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:55

I’d be pretty disappointed if I was served Gareth’s plate gotta say. A bit too minimalist for me.

Yep, thats a stopping at greggs on the way home plate.
Shes such a lovely woman. I would have loved to see her jump on her Harley and roar off into the sunset.

Popfan · 23/03/2026 21:58

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:57

Nooooooo! The wankers! I hate them! Not My Caroline!

Don't like Gareth and think Mark has had some luck in getting this far.

Love Luke, too, so fully Team Luke now.

Yes, come on Luke!!!

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:58

Oh no foraging - I saw the 🧺

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:58

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:58

Oh no foraging - I saw the 🧺

Haha, we just said that too!

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bungobungobungo · 23/03/2026 21:58

Sorry she’s going. It’s been so much fun imagining her as all sorts of interesting characters. Will miss that along with her cooking.

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:59

Who was that chef?

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:59

Not Italy! Caroline could have been Elizabeth Barrett Browning, lying on a fainting couch with a spaniel and writing verse.

Will have to settle for Melancholy Luke as a kind of emo Keats.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:59

Ooh Italy. Bet Georgia is pissed she didnt get this far.

Tomorrow chuffs

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:59

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:58

Haha, we just said that too!

Fucking hate the foraging..

LaMarschallin · 23/03/2026 21:59

I would have bet folding money on Caroline going through at the start of this programme.

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:59

Wanky forest cookery.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:00

LaMarschallin · 23/03/2026 21:59

I would have bet folding money on Caroline going through at the start of this programme.

Yep me too

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:00

Sometimes they do peak too early

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 22:00

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:52

Where’s the bloody veg Gareth!

That's just reminded me of What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/03/2026 22:00

This is where cheffing wankery gets dialled up to 11. See you later@

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:01

Anyone remember galloping gourmet “Gaston” last year

withbthe cravats and drama 😂

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 22:01

I’m out tomorrow night, will def miss GBM, might be back in time for this

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 22:01

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:01

Anyone remember galloping gourmet “Gaston” last year

withbthe cravats and drama 😂

Oh yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:01

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 22:00

That's just reminded me of What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

😂

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 22:01

It had a slight ‘Hills are alive’ vibe with them striding out with foraging baskets.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 22:02

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 22:01

Oh yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loved Gaston doing perorets

Halsall · 23/03/2026 22:02

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:59

Who was that chef?

Norbert Niederkofler, apparently.

As I'm sure we all knew.

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EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 22:04

Halsall · 23/03/2026 22:02

Norbert Niederkofler, apparently.

As I'm sure we all knew.

Ok, if that is his real name I am already obsessed with him.

StacyFromCroydon · 23/03/2026 22:05

Halsall · 23/03/2026 22:02

Norbert Niederkofler, apparently.

As I'm sure we all knew.

That's a name to be proud of I'm sure