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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 20:32

Also: Langos

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 20:33

I hope Caroline doesn't have a fit of the vapours and have to lie down with a little sal volatile

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:33

How do they all bloody fit in the kitchen with the cameras and all

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 20:33

Halsall · 19/03/2026 20:31

Restaurants that call a sandwich ‘sando' because they think it's modish and Japanese are really bloody pretentious imho. Although I think we’ve established that tbh.

They should be really avant garde and called them sangers.
Hey just realised no judges. Well thats 600 quid + that the beeb saved.

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:33

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 20:33

I hope Caroline doesn't have a fit of the vapours and have to lie down with a little sal volatile

😂😂

Halsall · 19/03/2026 20:34

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 20:32

Also: Langos

Yes, exactly!

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TheDogsMother · 19/03/2026 20:34

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 20:33

I hope Caroline doesn't have a fit of the vapours and have to lie down with a little sal volatile

There may be loosening of corsets.

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:34

Marks great big hands on that delicate desert - Marcus arranged this!

ShamedBySiri · 19/03/2026 20:34

I realise Luke’s spirit animal is Eeyore. It’s the sad eyes.

ilovesooty · 19/03/2026 20:35

No Luke. If you came here to work tomorrow Mrs Luke might not like it.

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 20:35

It’s all very pseudo-Australian. Surprised the dessert wasn’t a millo with sorbo

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:35

ShamedBySiri · 19/03/2026 20:34

I realise Luke’s spirit animal is Eeyore. It’s the sad eyes.

Yes!

although it’s more the tail on his head for me - I don’t see the sad eyes

god I wish you weren’t coming back Gareth

hooray they don’t have to cook for the chef - hate that bit

littlbrowndog · 19/03/2026 20:36

You are not joking Luke

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:36

bloody stories

littlbrowndog · 19/03/2026 20:36

Oh no dead nonnas and dead papas

Halsall · 19/03/2026 20:36

Not another dish dedicated to someone special to them? How many Nonnas can a person have?

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ShamedBySiri · 19/03/2026 20:37

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 20:33

They should be really avant garde and called them sangers.
Hey just realised no judges. Well thats 600 quid + that the beeb saved.

Does the chef send a report to the judge’s now so they know how they all did?

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:37

I hate tha expression from men “given me children”

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 20:37

I hope someone has impressed on Caroline that she doesn't need to have twenty two elements and crochet her own doilies

littlbrowndog · 19/03/2026 20:38

Aw his kids are lovely

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 20:38

If only Gareth had gone out with those meatballs he did

TheDogsMother · 19/03/2026 20:39

Aww lovely to see the other side to Caroline.

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 20:39

Caroline is looking younger tonight- has Georgia lent her some mascara?

bungobungobungo · 19/03/2026 20:39

Oh no tapioca, why!

Halsall · 19/03/2026 20:39

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 20:37

I hope someone has impressed on Caroline that she doesn't need to have twenty two elements and crochet her own doilies

Too late 😫

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