MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

I don't like his face. It's too Dory from Finding Nemo.

How do they all get so many friends and family to attend?

I would never attend a pretend TV wedding for a reality show 😄

🤢 him picking his nails

Me neither 🤣 and neither would anybody I know!

Omg shut up, weird friend

What's with the crazy bridesmaid?

Shut up Joe

Wtf is a life path?!

Oh God the bridesmaid has main character syndrome.

Ooh I like Joe 🙈

I attended a CBBC Marrying Mum and Dad wedding

WTF is a life path?

Shut up mama bear 🙄

Fuck knows

She’s beautiful.

Nooo! You need to tell all on the next ad break!

I wonder what Stella's real name is as it's not a very Lithuanian name.

I am kind of obsessed with this and one day would love to know more 😄😄

Stella’s dress is really pretty

Alas I think it would be too “outing”.

What is it with these guys up at 5am!

She looks like a movie star and he looks like a redcoat at Butlins. 'd be well pissed off if I were her.

Stanislava

Only the menopause makes me wake up at 5.