MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Yes at least they aren’t eating each other this week

Oh god uncle drama

Why did you have to remind me of that? Shame on you! Shame on your family! Shame on your ancestors!

I wouldn’t mess with Joe! Joe de
man

He was giving it Billy big bollocks but hes intimidated by the family now 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Can I just pipe up, we’re not all like this…

😂

I agree about the red flag but sit down Joe Drama

I’d have a bit of Joe 🤣

Do the producers interview the friends of the prospective participants before casting them to ensure everyone has a friend or two willing to cause drama?

Urgh, this guy and his ‘red flag’

Give it a rest already.

I want to see Joe's youtube channel - Red Flag Hunter.

What? Australians? Bisexuals? Charisma Consultants?

Special, sacred moment.😆

He has learnt a new word and is very proud to show off to everyone. Be kind.

What the fuck is a charisma consultant?

Yeah, he's a bit of allright. As long as he's not up at 5 every day. My God, what time do you have to go to bed to get up that early?!

I’d be shit scared of uncle Joe if I was Filip. He’s like someone out of The Godfather.

I’ve got four words he can learn:

1. Shut
2. The
3. Fuck
4. Up

And he should learn them in that order 😂

Batshit crazy. But let’s circle back to the fact, I am leaning into dropping charisma consultant onto my LinkedIn.

enjoy the series 👀😬

HAHAHA!!😂

@TinselAngel quick - spill some beans on the cbbc wedding!

Do I get my arse out of bed to go downstairs to get my toblerone that I got for Mother’s Day? 😩 I’ve been so healthy today as well. Will the stairs negate the chocolate??

I don't see it working with Filip, but I want Stella to have a nice relationship with his parents. They seem lovely and they would understand her.