MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Luke looks like he’s about to cry

Poor luke - and I hate defending men

This is exactly it. She’s giving him all this grief because he made a tiny mistake. She deserves to be single if this is how she is as a person

I would have Luke. I really fancy his farm!

Less RomCom and more LOTR?

He looks like he is actually about to cry. It's really sad to watch. Ixperts better hand her arse on a plate to her.

😂😂

The Pink Princess is revolting and cruel.

Romcom is one of those people who can't compartmentalise - yes he was a dick at the wedding. But that's not all he is 🙄

They better!!!😡

Gia's fillers make her face look like she's constantly smelling a fart

He was set up at the wedding though

My god, that’s it!!!!

Awwww, poor Luke 😢

Not the rings, but the chewing gum was rude imo

Still, it's a weeks long programme and shes decided that hes a dick and that's that 🤷‍♀️

Yup! Look what Sarah got for not fancying Dean! Best they slap this fairytale crap out of her airhead. Is she 5 years old??

I love that Luke and the Temu shirt boy are wearing matching tops. So cute.

Maybe they'll find a new wife for luke! An adult this time

She seems pretty vacuous and dim tbh

Feeling very sad for Luke. Mel is acting like a spoilt child.

Ah yes the gum was gross

So potential nicknames so far:

Mel - Romcom / Pink Princess
Julia - Charisma
Gia - Pasta Tits
Filip - YouTube

We need to get creative with the others 😂😂

Then why act like you are if you know that you aren't being nice?

She's only fessing up because the limelight is being shone on her.

Vacuous and vacant

Doesn’t she just!