MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

The ixpirts are going to completely tear strips off Gia and Mel when they get on the couch. Can’t wait to see it.

Once you are in the morgue

When is the first commitment ceremony? Tomorrow?

Yes, love seeing Dave and Jamie again!

I haven't found out yet (I'm only a few years behind the silver fox), as clearly demonstrated by the fact I'm watching this load of bollocks.

Hopefully soon.

🤣🤣
Bit late!

Ha ha it’s very good!

100% agree

Now I’ve heard about Bec’s jaw defects and her maybe larger figure I’m not surprised she’s a bit insecure. But seeing past photos of Gia she was definitely nothing special.

Gia looks like Pete Burns. The cosmetic surgery is so ott.

Her skin looks very bumpy

All these people saying how perfect things are, that they got what they wanted, and they’ll all be having tantrums and leaving in 2 weeks I bet 😂

That's how it always is.

Im really not a fan of the fake "perfect" look

I bet they cringe when they watch it back!

Mel is actually contemptuous of Luke, poor guy!

Oh gwad. The princess is actually annoying me more than Gia, she’s so ridiculous

Shes being a wee dick

Mel is a twat quite frankly. She’s making zero effort.

I feel sorry for Luke.

She wrote him off because he wasn't her Hugh Grant to her Julia Roberts

@IAmKerplunk Acne scars.

Mel’s hair is really irritating me - the way her ear always pokes through 🙈

She looks like a child, like she looks 17 and not in a good way

Ooh Gia talking some sense 😱

Wow. I don't say this lightly, but Mel is an actual dumb c*nt.