MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

Trust me, you REALLY feel it when you have to actually say “I am 50” that’s when it really hits you 😩

Wow! A dress that's lovely and covers her genitals! How refreshing!

My exh turns 63 this year 😱 not having that age gap again

I think sadly she is hard work. And he’s either a repressed gay or just not used to women and dating.

I turn 49 in September. The big 50 next year.

I’m now depressed thinking about this….😫😂

That scarf man turned out to be such a knob!

I’m 56 🙈

I'm older than both of them. My brain thinks I'm still 30 but my body knows I'm delusional.

Ah yes that was him, not Lucinda’s one. Tosser.

I’d forgotten that he wore scarves.

I’m home (told you I was an early bird!) but DH has claimed the TV 😣😣 Will watch vicariously through the comments.

Totally

I'm 34 but feel 24 and also 84, depending on the day

Im 53! But I can't get my head around that, so I dont relate to these old people 🤣

Oh him! I forgot about that old creep.

me neither 😂

Ooh I’m September too but big 5-0 for me this year.

I’ve never forgotten the scarves and it’s made me realise they’re a red flag when dating 🤣

I’m trying not to 🤣🤣🤣

September too, 55. Eeek!

😂 that’s how I feel!

Ah, well it wouldn’t be MAFSAUS without that combo 😂

You took the words out of my mouth!

Ooh what date? I’m the 2nd

Hope you’ve got a nice selfish day planned that’s all about you 🤗😂

I’m 55 and these people seem old to me 😆🤣