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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

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browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:04

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:02

I like a scarf wearer 😱🙈

Previous older men who were a fan of scarves, were knobheads 😂

I say ‘older’ men, I’m 48, this dude is like my age. And the same age as my DP. It’s just made me remember that I’m middle aged 🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:04

Has he never been married then? But has 4 daughters?

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:04

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:03

I only remember graphic t-shirts

Was he the one who moaned about her boobs out and she retaliated that his were bigger than hers? 😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:05

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:04

Yes - I want them to show the younger ones how to do it properly

But some of the older ones on MAFS haven’t been emotionally mature.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:05

He’s an improvement on Cabbage Bez that’s for sure

MargoLivebetter · 12/03/2026 20:05

He’s not going to wear a black tie to his wedding? Confused

Ophir · 12/03/2026 20:05

Why is he dressed for a funeral?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:05

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:04

Has he never been married then? But has 4 daughters?

Divorced

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:05

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 19:56

Well yeah she stopped her laughing. He upset her by getting her to talk about her football liking and suggesting she was loud there and she got all butt hurt.

thank you. Doesn’t seem like he said anything insulting from what I’m picking up.. I hope she doesn’t turn out to be hard work

Choux · 12/03/2026 20:05

another manic laugh. Her and Rachel together at the dinner parties will make tvs explode!

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:06

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:05

He’s an improvement on Cabbage Bez that’s for sure

😂😂

I forgot about him

Appalonia · 12/03/2026 20:06

That dress is absolutely stunning.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:06

Oh god another laugher

PinterandPirandello · 12/03/2026 20:06

She looks amazing- beautiful dress. He seems ok.

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:06

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:04

Previous older men who were a fan of scarves, were knobheads 😂

I say ‘older’ men, I’m 48, this dude is like my age. And the same age as my DP. It’s just made me remember that I’m middle aged 🤣

I’m 49 so he’s my age range too 😱 bloody hell that’s a reality check

MargoLivebetter · 12/03/2026 20:06

Fab dress

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:06

She looks Fab U Lous

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:06

Any man who wears those scarves is awful sorry

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:07

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:05

But some of the older ones on MAFS haven’t been emotionally mature.

That’s why I’m hoping this time they are

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 12/03/2026 20:07

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:07

That’s why I’m hoping this time they are

Here’s hoping!

TinselAngel · 12/03/2026 20:07

I’m having flashbacks to that awful older bloke last year who wouldn’t stop talking about them having shagged and gave his wife the ick.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:07

Rebecca's body omg

What a stunner

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:08

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:06

I’m 49 so he’s my age range too 😱 bloody hell that’s a reality check

I had that the other day! I am almost 40 and it dawned on me that a 50 year old could be in my dating range.

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:08

She looks beautiful

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 20:08

This is the main scarf man I was thinking about!! (Richard)

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