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You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 08/03/2026 19:31

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

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littlbrowndog · 10/03/2026 21:31

Make your own food. Not your mothers food

PotterHead1985 · 10/03/2026 21:31

Aubergine is rank. End of

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:31

Marks nailed it

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:32

Oh no Caroline that looks rushed

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:32

Oh no Caroline that looks rushed

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/03/2026 21:32

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:30

Oh, as if anyone at an actual buffet would go anywhere near an aubergine, Matt.

I thought hevwas going to.say - I went to.a buffet and all that was left was fucking aubergine.

bungobungobungo · 10/03/2026 21:32

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:05

'You see a fish and your mind starts going. You see a bird and your mind starts going.'

Is he describing cooking or being sectioned?

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I missed this earlier!😂

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:32

Well done, Marcus. Now the mother and the mother-in-law will be full-on Crystal Carrington and Alexis Carrington Colby bitch-slapping each other at every family gathering from now on.

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:32

Indont like the full raspberries

Popfan · 10/03/2026 21:33

I love Caroline! Disappointed for her

PotterHead1985 · 10/03/2026 21:33

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:32

Well done, Marcus. Now the mother and the mother-in-law will be full-on Crystal Carrington and Alexis Carrington Colby bitch-slapping each other at every family gathering from now on.

Haha brilliant. You are back on form.

Oh no swmnbn

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:33

Georgia's lipstick has completely faded. Is it like a mood ring?

RomainingCalm · 10/03/2026 21:33

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:30

Oh, as if anyone at an actual buffet would go anywhere near an aubergine, Matt.

You should pop over to the Food and Recipes board next time someone asks for menu suggestions for a family buffet. Aubergine and bread roll would make a change from the huge pot of chilli and ‘picky bits’. 😂😂😂

PotterHead1985 · 10/03/2026 21:34

Jesus Jones did they all fuck up?

Halsall · 10/03/2026 21:34

Wow, Georgia. Rookie error.

Mind you, not enough salt in salted caramel……? Yep, also pretty bloody stupid.

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Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:34

EsmaCannonball · 10/03/2026 21:32

Well done, Marcus. Now the mother and the mother-in-law will be full-on Crystal Carrington and Alexis Carrington Colby bitch-slapping each other at every family gathering from now on.

😂😂😂😂

they so will be

oh no eggs Georgia!!!

my friend was on the amateurs - got to first round and bloody gregg and John talking to her made her forget the butter -

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:34

God there is only about 4 who go through

bloody Watson has stole georgias thunder

littlbrowndog · 10/03/2026 21:34

Gareth’s looks good

RomainingCalm · 10/03/2026 21:35

“Look what you could have made…”

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/03/2026 21:35

littlbrowndog · 10/03/2026 21:34

Gareth’s looks good

It does. But I also loathe frangipan.

StillSpartacus · 10/03/2026 21:35

Hoping Caroline has done enough with all the other disasters.

Sunbird24 · 10/03/2026 21:35

Got to be galling for Georgia getting Gareth going straight after her

PotterHead1985 · 10/03/2026 21:35

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:34

😂😂😂😂

they so will be

oh no eggs Georgia!!!

my friend was on the amateurs - got to first round and bloody gregg and John talking to her made her forget the butter -

Thank the gods they didn't choose me so. I'd have probably stabbed them with a knife if they distracted me!!

Jellytotsapplepie · 10/03/2026 21:36

PotterHead1985 · 10/03/2026 21:35

Thank the gods they didn't choose me so. I'd have probably stabbed them with a knife if they distracted me!!

I wish one of the contestants would tell them to fuck off - especially in the skills test

bungobungobungo · 10/03/2026 21:36

Oh I love it!

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