You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

I am a vegetarian (oh noes! 😱) and have never eaten lobster, so maybe it's just my lack of lobster palate...but lobster and white chocolate? Really??

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Can’t believe Marcus didn’t know how much meat on a chickens foot

I do - have got dogs

omg 👀 Georgia in batter

Oh! Has Georgia been to France?

Oh ffs eyeballs

Rabbit eyeballs 🤮

Chicken feet and rabbit eyeballs. Have we accidentally stumbled into an I’m a Celeb MasterChef mashup?

I still think Georgia i on borrowed time here. Keep those eyeballs though, they will see her through the week 🤣

Yuck, I'd be passing on all of these.....

We just need pigs ears now

Given how much the judges go on about avoiding waste and how much you need to respect the animal by using all of it, I'm looking forward to them having to eat crispy rabbit eyeballs.

Was literally just about to make a joke about even using the rabbit eyes and then ........ deep-fried bunny eyeballs. She's gone there.

This has gone too far now 🐰👀😭🤨

Especially when they get that rabbit disease - bloodshot eyes 🤢

Starting to think the chefs have been briefed by my old Hong Kong team, experts in "What can we get Letting to eat?"

Anyone else got the Watership Down theme tune in their head now?

Bright eyes, burning like fire…

'We were dirt poor and desperate for food.'

Marcus: 'What a lovely story.'

Ishmael: "We didn't have enough food growing up so my mum had to give us potato skins to eat."

Marcus: "Fabulous! Great story!"

Er...

Are the rabbit eyes curried, then?

I feel that joke didn’t get the appreciation it deserved 👏

Yuk Gareth - travelling all round Asia - yeah I can believe it

he gives me the yips!

That’s just done it now the Cauliflower song

Ha, Gareth’s array of cauliflower is pretty safe by comparison to other people’s dishes

Cauliflower 27 ways. It does make me weep
inside a little when they call it a steak.

Mixomatosis, served with an Anthrax Island Dressing.