You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

There are two I really like
One I like
One I quite like
Two I don't mind too much
One I think is lucky to get this far
And one I am against

Ahh yes. Your typical waste food. Langoustines.

Indeed

My HRT may be kicking in - Matt looks quite nice tonight

I just hope nobody is going to try to do something involving banana peel.

Just fry up some Wall's Sausages. No bits of animals go to waste when they make those things.

We won’t ask, Esma, just in case of jinxes ❌

You may need to reduce the dose.

Marcus is very twinkly around Polly...

I just snorted out loud at that!

To be authentically Irish those vegetables need to be boiled to buggery and back.

Evening my dears. We in our carefree childless days used to go for Sunday morning dim sum. Then waitress used to wheel round trollies of steamers. We'd just go, them, them and them please. She looked up and in a broad sheffield accent went "Nah love tha waant like it. Chicken feet, it orrible but don't tell me mam"
Well so far no ears eyes and arseholes so far.

Caroline 😔

Oh, Caroline?! What have you done?!!! Why? WHY?????? You're not whipping up gruel for the orphans in the workhouse sickbay now!

It might just be that he’s wearing one of his own shirts rather than JT’s. And I only said quite nice, let’s not get carried away! 😂

I think it might surprise them Caroline.

I love that 😂😂

I was at my podiatrist's today and somehow discovered, five years down the line, that he's a fan of Masterchef. The session fairly flew by. He really likes "the hairy meat guy" I explained to him in my most kindly manner that saying that had effectively jinxed poor Mark

Oh mark crying 😢 on the way home on train

love Caroline - I just can’t see her winning - too delicate - don’t know I think that

oh no Sel has girlfriend 😢

Awww memories of my Gran. The sprouts were something else.

Nah, you don't de-bone chickens feet, if you are in Asia you de-bone everything in your mouth. Best bit about the pickled chickens feet I had was that the tendons were still complete, you could pull them and make the foot grip...

Probably not selling them as a savoury treat, here.

Lobster and white chocolate 😱

'Who have you tried this lobster and white chocolate dish on?'

'The guy who played the Milky Bar Kid in Guatemala.'

Jeez I thought they just had leftover's turns out they get expensive food

No it’s good - it’s what they want