You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

"Life is but a melancholy flower"?

Yes!

I thank you 🤣

Even dh is making that joke.
Now THIS is no waste cooking. Should humble all the langoustines and lobsters.(not Garet, hes humblebragging)
Sooooo, Kate, who are you jinxing? And who are you? 🤔

Luke could definitely have also used eyeballs

🤣🤣 (One of my children went through a delightful phase where they were always singing that for some reason!)

'And then I looked closer at the 'busker' and I realised it was Gregg Wallace and the guy I thought was handing round a hat for the money was actually a medical orderly with a sack full of pills.'

That’s it!

mix a ma toasties on a food show

Whoever said Matt is getting them going must like the double denim look

he is much nicer to look at than Greg..

Using the whole lobster 🫡😂😂

Well done Sel

It's the next bit that worries me.

🎶 Bright eyes
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale? 🎶

….well, because Georgia's gouged them out and chucked them in the deep-fryer, mate 🤮

Yes Sel!

Love Sel

Yay, well done Sel!

So are those dead rabbit eyes.

Oi, I’m a far stretch from being got going yet!! 😂😂

I'm sorry but there's two squares of a Milky Bar left on his bench. That's waste.

And now Malfoy is up...

Good Polly cooking again 😉

It looks elegant

Cooking again Polly

Snotty eggs. 🤮

Chef's perk

Ok let us know at the end!