MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Because it’s antiquated misogyny?

They’ll have the other wedding in the last 5 minutes.

And it will just be Rachel laughing incessantly

🤣
The other couple will get 5 mins at the end of the programme

It I was in his position I would be very put off her by now

I suspect she laughs when she's nervous, excited, bored etc.

He’s gonna take the knee, despite his protests

Perhaps he wants to save the proposal for someone he’s chosen to marry in real life (be that her in the future or more likely the exact opposite to her).

Meh..

His friends are not impressed.

This will wreck things between them. He will resent it

His family and friends don’t look impressed at all

The bridesmaids shouldn’t be piping up - especially either things like ‘you don’t know what she’s been through’

No wonder her previous relationship ended if this is what she’s like

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the blaspheme!

Not the greatest start!

These two will either have a really rocky start and then be great together

Or, they’ll butt heads the entire time and split early

No no no

Bloody ridiculous

😄😄 omg

They have no chance.

Ooh they really aren’t impressed! Not a great start for them - and totally unnecessary

ffs saying Jesus Christ too 🤣

She’d have been better with a ‘fucksake’ there, no doubt.

He's being cucked! As the online bros say...😂

She reminds me of the girl who came in and said you can get rid of that earring in the eyebrow or something can’t remember her name but she was a bitch all the way through

His friends faces 😄😄😄