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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:45

Emma looks like she just realised she’s forgotten something

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:46

Mario is now walking like a toddler who has cacked himself!!

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:46

Ffs a tuille on a bit of fish

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:47

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:46

Ffs a tuille on a bit of fish

Thank feck it's not the pissing leaf tuille from the previous 2 series!!

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:47

Urrggghhhh that lamb fat.

ilovesooty · 10/02/2026 20:47

Lamb still baaing

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:48

Funny looking 'rose' too

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:48

Yup, fat was too thick

ilovesooty · 10/02/2026 20:48

Bye Terry.

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:48

Ah poor onslow

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:48

He’s a gonner

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:48

I think Onslow might be off home.

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:48

I like him purely because he looks like Onslow and people called Terry from Liverpool takes me right back to the 1980s.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:49

I love lamb, but i hate lamb fat and its horrible taste. And if its raw.... tht plates a nightmare for me.

ilovesooty · 10/02/2026 20:49

Very fancy

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:50

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 10/02/2026 20:49

I love lamb, but i hate lamb fat and its horrible taste. And if its raw.... tht plates a nightmare for me.

Twood also be a nightmare for me cos it makes me ill

littlbrowndog · 10/02/2026 20:50

That fat. Cmon chefs render it

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:50

I don't see the point of something smelling smoky but not tasting smoky.

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:51

I do love little lamb chops when the fat’s gone crispy…

PotterHead1985 · 10/02/2026 20:51

Potato and rice is too much starch and carb for me

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:51

Ooh, so the curse of the lamb has struck but the curse of the pressure cooker has not struck.

TheDogsMother · 10/02/2026 20:51

Ooh botter on the rice. Different

Sunbird24 · 10/02/2026 20:52

Well done Ismail

ilovesooty · 10/02/2026 20:53

Ismail has done well.

EsmaCannonball · 10/02/2026 20:53

Marcus wanting to meet your mum is thankfully very different from Gregg wanting to meet your mum.

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