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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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ilovesooty · 11/02/2026 20:54

I think Luke has done enough.

LaMarschallin · 11/02/2026 20:54

Not too much jeopardy as to who's staying and who's going tonight, I don't think

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:54

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:53

What were the weird veg on her plate (missed it) they look like asparagus that's been mauled.

Ooh venison gimme

Wild asparagus - but I didn’t hear if she foraged it

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:54

Oh, yeast extract on it. So that's a no thanks. That's that shite beginning with m mam liked.

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:55

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:53

What were the weird veg on her plate (missed it) they look like asparagus that's been mauled.

Ooh venison gimme

Wild asparagus I think.

Breadcat24 · 11/02/2026 20:55

Would anyone else like Sean Pertwee introducing their dinner?

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:55

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:54

Wild asparagus - but I didn’t hear if she foraged it

Jesus they are depressing looking

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:55

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:55

Jesus they are depressing looking

They made me think of particularly leggy grape hyacinths

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:56

Are we speaking of Marmite here @PotterHead1985? Food of the Gods. ?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/02/2026 20:56

Breadcat24 · 11/02/2026 20:55

Would anyone else like Sean Pertwee introducing their dinner?

That sound is various pairs of knickers hitting the floor.

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:57

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:56

Are we speaking of Marmite here @PotterHead1985? Food of the Gods. ?

That's the one. Can't even stand the pong of it!!! Marmite and kippers were the stench of my childhood

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/02/2026 20:58

Poor Haydyn. But he did look like you'd need to keep him away from.the knives just then.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2026 20:58

Right decision I think.

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:59

Shame for Gemma but it was kinda obvious after that.

So Sunday at 7pm!!!! Gah

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:59

sorry for Haydn.

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:59

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/02/2026 20:56

That sound is various pairs of knickers hitting the floor.

He’s a little too old for me to have that reaction, but he could read me recipes while I’m falling asleep

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 21:00

Sunday at 7 then ! Looks like we’ve been sidelined for all the sport.

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 21:00

Who’s going straight to ice dancing?

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 21:01

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 21:00

Who’s going straight to ice dancing?

Mise

LaMarschallin · 11/02/2026 21:04

Sunday works well for me because we're going to Tyddyn Llan in Wales tomorrow - really looking forward to the food there 😀

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 11/02/2026 21:04

Well till Sunday chuffs - too tired to watch the skating though I’d love to.

lettingthedaysgoby · 11/02/2026 21:14

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 21:00

Who’s going straight to ice dancing?

Yep

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 21:30

Ah well, off to bed now then

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 21:31

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 21:30

Ah well, off to bed now then

Jesus those judges were rather cruel there i felt. Mind if felt they've been quite harsh all the way through the skating this year. But my heart went out to the brits there, especially her she looked heartbroken

SaturdayNext · 12/02/2026 00:59

Don't artichokes make you fart? I wonder if the judges spent the rest of the recording desperately trying to hold the wind in while on camera.

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